DRUNK OHIO PRIEST'S #@!%*# JAILHOUSE SERMON

AMEN! An Ohio priest is heading to rehab (go figure) after his drunken, profanity-laced rant from inside a jail cell wound up on YouTube and went viral. Rev. Ignatius Kury has taken a leave of absence from Holy Ghost Ukrainian Byzantine Catholic Church in south Akron and plans to enter rehab next week. Check it out.

WOMAN GETS 36 YRS. FOR BUTCHERING HUBBY in '88

HACKED HUBBY

A Chicago area woman who admitted shooting her husband to death and then dismembering him with an ax has been sentenced to 36 years in prison. Jane Reth, 46, pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in the 1988 slaying of her husband Scott Coville in Alaska.
The prosecution had asked for 70 years in the big house due to the grisly nature of the crime and Reth's deception with the victim's family.
Reth's sentencing followed hours of testimony by an Alaska cold case detective and members of Coville's family. The defence said, in the words of the Wizard of Oz, she was now a good deed doer.

Reth told the court: “I don’t know that I could say anything that would make anything better. I do know I’m very sorry for what I’ve done. I thought about it for a very, very long time, and I’ve thought about what I

FBI MOST WANTED: CHILD PORN PRODUCER SHEFFIELD

SHEFFIELD

MEET David Lee Sheffield. Or not. We can't imagine why anyone would. Sheffield is wanted by the FBI for a litany of child pornography offences: possession, production, distribution. According to the Feds, a warrant was issued for his arrest in South Carolina January 21, 2011. Mr. Pervert, 46-years-old, wears glasses and normally wears a moustache, according to the FBI. he is a heavy smoker and active in the online gaming community using names like Dragon ashes, Dragon phoenix and Lockie. You get the picture.
Sheffield was last seen in the Aiken, South Carolina area, in late October of 2010. He was last seen driving a gray 1985 Oldsmobile 2 door coupe with South Carolina license plate number AGU 931. Sheffield may travel to California, Colorado, and Michigan.
He may be working as a computer or vacuum repairman. He is 5-foot-11, 195 lbs. and has green eyes. If you see Sheffield, do not approach him but contact

EAST COAST RAPIST'S DESPERATE SUICIDE TRY

THE MAN cops say is the the notorious East Coast Rapist tried to kill himself Saturday in his Connecticut jail cell. Aaron Thomas, 39, was busted in New Haven. Video cameras caught him hanging in his cell. He was taken to hospital for evaluation and was back in his cell Saturday night.
Thomas was picked up after an unprecedented media blitz called for tips on the man cops called the East Coast Rapist. Cops now say DNA connects Thomas to sex assaults on a dozen women in Maryland, Virginia, Connecticut and Rhode Island between 1997 and 2009.

HE WALKED ALONE: MYSTERY OF '63 MISS. MURDER

MURDERED

WILLIAM MOORE was a brave man. Nearly 50 years ago he was shot and killed while trying to deliver a letter to the governor or Mississippi in a quest for equal rights for all. Instead, he was gunned down on U.S. Highway 11 near Keener, Miss. while walking from Chatanooga, Tennessee to Jackson, Miss. Moore's case is part of a new documentary on the Injustice Files that aired Friday on Investigation Discovery.

Entowah County Sheriff Sheriff Todd Entrekin said: “I hope this story brings out some information that helps this case be solved. We’ve kept it open for years, and we’ve had several

LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS PALS: 'I WON'T GO TO JAIL'

BRAVE DUMB LINDSAY. The latest out of Tinseltown has thick as bricks former movie star Lindsay Lohan vowing to fight grand-theft charges. According to TMZ, the 24-year-old curiosity has no interest in a plea deal that would see her do even a day in the pen.
Pals of Lohan say that in early February she was offered a deal of three to six months in jail if she pleaded guilty to lifting the $2,500 necklace from a a ritzy LA jeweler. The flame-haired flop is now on probabtion for a 2007 DUI case. Now, she wants to go to trial.
Lilo's instructions to poor lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley: "No jail for me."
 She now has until March 10, to accept the deal. Consensus? JAIL!
STUPID LILO WON'T TAKE DEAL

GREAT CRIMINALS: CORY RYDER WANTED MOM DEAD

SOMETIMES, some things are just so amusing we can't help ourselves. Cory Ryder, was one of those stories that, dark as it was, made us smile. Cory, then 16, in 2007 hired a hitman to kill his mother Shannan Troiano because she had taken his Playstation away. As it went, you guessed it, the hitman was in reality...a cop.

"I miss him being at home," she said, "and I miss us joking around and kidding around. And then in the very same breath ? I don't know what this kid will do, because it's not my son. That can't be my little boy sitting there."

He's gone away for a long time but this picture never fails to bring a smile at Crime Scene USA.