TARANTINO SUES NEIGHBOUR OVER WEIRD SCREAMS

'OBNOXIOUS'

TOP Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino maybe well known for his bloody movies but he's now taking court action against his neighbor because of "blood curdling screams."
 Tarantino filed a lawsuit against Alan Ball, a screenwriter who wrote the Academy Award winning film American Beauty and created the HBO hit True Blood because his macaw birds  make "obnoxious pterodactyl-like screams," reports TMZ.
He claims the racket is affecting his ability to focus on his job.
In documents filed at LA County Superior Court, Tarantino says the noise has "seriously disrupted ability to work as a writer in his home."
Tarantino says he tried to resolve the issue directly with Ball, but that hasn't given Tarantino the results he is looking for. Tarantino states Ball has "done little

MONKEY AND THE MAMMARIES IN VA. COURTHOUSE

BANANAS

MONKEYING around - a woman turned up to court with a monkey in her bra. 
Wearing a pink and white dress the tiny marmoset wasn't spotted by officials as her owner entered the  Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court in Amherst County, Va.
It was only when she went into an office to do some paperwork that they noticed the tiny creature clinging to her bra.
"I can't understand why the deputy didn't see her - she was peeking out," the woman told The Lynchburg News & Advance.
When the woman referred to a daughter, a puzzled official asked

TACO HELL! BRAWL ERUPTS AT CALIFORNIA RESTO

TACO hell erupted in one California taco shop after a group of five young men started smashing seven bells out of each other in footage seen here:

Fists started flying between them in what appeared to be a random brawl after they exchanged words.

MARNI YANG TRIAL: MAIN WITNESS CHANGED HER STORY

FRIEND

MARNI

MAD Marni Yang's former friend who secretly taped her admitting the crime, changed her story to Cops after they warned her she could be tied to the murder she testified yesterday.
Self described psychic Christi Paschen secretly recorded her friend of 18-years admitting to the murder of ex Chicago Bear, Shaun Gayle's pregnant girlfriend, Rhoni Reuter.
But when cops first questioned her in January 2008, Paschen denied all knowledge of the killing, she admitted during testimony.   
It was only when returned a year later and warned

NINJA DAD LEFT 4-YEAR-OLD SON HOME ALONE

ARTISTS IMPRESSION

HIS Ninja skills couldn't help him evade the Cops, who busted him for being a deadbeat dad and leaving his four-year-old son home alone.
Scottsdale PA officers spotted Ross Hurst spotted him easily, as he was wearing all black clothing in temperatures around 20 degrees.
But when patrolman Joseph Lane asked him why he had mud on his knee, his answer took them by surprise.  
Hurst told them that he was acting out a fantasy of portraying a ninja, a Japanese martial arts expert employed for espionage and assassinations.
"I asked him why he was playing by himself, to which he replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja," Lane stated in an affidavit.
"I advised him that it looked to me that he was doing something else. Hurst stated that he was not doing anything wrong and was going home."
Stunned by the story Trib Live reports Lane spoke with Hurst's sister-in-law, who said he has a 4-year-old son.