URGENT: CELINA CASS, 11, FOUND MURDERED IN NH RIVER

UPDATE: The body found near a hydro dam on the Connecticut River in New Hampshire has been identified as that of missing 11-year-old Celina Cass. The body was found this morning half a mile from where the girl lived. Cops now say they believe the soft-spoken child was murdered. Sources told the Union-Leader there was screaming and crying at her home when cops arrived to bring the grim news.  Celina disappeared July 25 and had last been seen on her computer. New Hampshire Attorney General Jane Young said: "We have brought Celina home, but not the way we wanted to bring her home."

 MORE IN THE UNION-LEADER. MEANWHILE, a law enforcement source said: "This is now a murder investigation and we will leave no stone unturned in bringing the monster who did this to Celina to justice."

GRANDMA FEARS MISSING TEEN HAILEY DUNN IS DEAD

IT HAS been 7 heartbreaking months and still, there is no sign of missing Texas teen Hailey Dunn. And now, her grandmother tells KCBD that she believes the cheerleader is likely dead--but says she's not giving up hope even as the possibility the little girl is found safe decreases.

Connie Jones said: “Imagine what hell is like—just imagine someone in your family missing and not knowing where she’s at."

Hailey was last seen on Dec. 27, 2010 at her mom's house by the mother's somewhat dodgy boyfriend, Shawn Adkins. He is considered the only suspect in the disappearance. He told cops she was going to spend the night at a friend's house: the pal had no knowledge and had not seen her. Now, a new effort is being made to find Hailey with a social media campaign. SEVEN MONTHS SINCE HAILEY DISAPPEARED

CASEY ANTHONY 'NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP'

"ISSUES"

CASEY Anthony is seeking professional help for mental health issues, instead of the limelight of TV interviews, sources close to the party mom have revealed.
The 25-year-old who was sensationally acquitted of murdering her two-year-old daughter Caylee has admitted 'obvious issues' according to TMZ. 
According to the gossip website, she has now realized that her behavior was questionable, after Caylee's disappearance and she still needs help coping with the "obvious trauma of losing her child.
After nearly three years in solitary confinement in a Florida jail, spending 23 hours a day in a 4x9 foot cell, she also feels the need to cope with something that "messed with her head."

FAKE COP ASSAULTING AURORA, CO WOMEN

FAKE

THIS is one of the fake cops who are targeting women and sexually assaulting them in the Aurora, CO area.
Real police are growing increasingly concerned after the impersonatros have pulled over three women in less than a week, sexually assaulting the first one.
But officers believe the same guys, pretending to be officers tried to pull over another woman the very next day.
In both cases the suspects turned off the light bar as soon as the women pulled over, something a real police officer would not do.
Another incident was reported in Denver on Friday. The suspect description is similar in all three cases, but investigators have not confirmed that the same person is responsible.

BALLS: VIRGINIA TICE CHARGED WITH OBSCENITY

BALLS

OKAY, so they're not in the best possible taste admittedly.
But in a fantastic waste of time and money Virginia Tice is heading to court for a jury trial over a ticket she was given for displaying big, plastic testicles on the back of her pickup truck.
The 65-year-old was reportedly fined a whopping $445, for the offending pair, after pulling into a convenience store near her home in Bonneau, SC.
Officers said that they violated the state's obscene bumper sticker law - even thought they're clearly not a sticker.  
Police Chief Franco Fuda asked for a jury trial, saying questions of obscenity should be determined by community standards.

PERVY BOBBY GUYTON BLAMES SATAN FOR MAID GROPE

IT was the Devil that made him do it - or at least that's the story old pervert Bobby Guyton is sticking with. According to the 76-year-old, it's Satan's fault that he forced a maid to inappropriately touch his penis as she cleaned his trailer home in Glendale, AZ.  Yes it was because of Beezelbub that he gave her a hug, grabbed her hand and her to touch him, although according to court records, he later apologized and asked her forgiveness, stating that he didn’t get any enjoyment out of it and hadn’t had sex since the 1980s, KSAZ reports.  After his arrest Tuesday, Guyton told police that he never grabbed the victim, and said she was angry because he was going to fire her. 
He stated that she tried to swing at him, but hit him in the groin and that he grabbed her hand as it was on his penis.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! REDNECK ZOMBIES!

WE CAN'T recall this guy's crime but we do note he has an interesting head. Zombies from the Ozarks? Could be....