DOUCHEBAGS TAREQ & MICHELLE SALAHI TO DIVORCE

FAME HUNGRY IDIOTS

ARE there any more desperate, fame hungry douchebags in the United States?
After claiming earlier this week that his wife had been kidnapped White House party-crasher Tareq Salahi has now announced that he is going to divorce his wife Michaele.
Turns out she had just run off Neal Schon, the guitarist from rock band Journey - no doubt hoping that he will propel her from celeb Z-list to maybe Y.
In court papers, Tareq Salahi accused his wife of flaunting her affair to the world adding there was no hope or possibility of reconciliation.

'WILD HOT' SUSAN HAMMOND SEXTED SON'S PAL

WILD HOT

PORN

A 'WILD' soccer mom is accused of sexting her son's 14-year-old pal and showing them a porn film and plying them with booze. 
Susan Hammond, 47, who describes herself as a 'wild hot soccer mom' on her Facebook profile sent the explicit messages describing a sex act she'd like to perform on one of them. 
Cops now believe that other illegal activity may now have taken place between them. 
She is also alleged to have shown them the X-rated film called 'The Wedding' starring British porn star Poppy Morgan. 

REAL LIFE RAMBO RUSSELL C. MARCUM ON THE LOOSE

'SUICIDAL'

A MASSIVE manhunt is underway for a solider described as 'dangerous and suicidal' who has escaped from military custody. 
Russell C. Marcum had been facing burglary charges when he fled Fort Drum, CO in as stolen car, leading cops on a chase over three counties, before they were able to use stop sticks to puncture the tires.
Armed with a handgun, wearing camouflage and a bulletproof vest the first class private fled into a wooded area and disappeared. 
He was reportedly suicidal and said that he would force police to shoot him in order to end his life, but despite a huge manhunt using dogs and helicopters he has still not been found. 
Fort Drum spokeswoman Julie Cupernall said Marcum had been under 'unit custody' in the barracks on a charge of third-degree burglary after being accused of stealing a $700 plasma TV from a storage unit.