DISMEMBERED TEEN CARINA SAUNDERS WAS 'TERRIFIED'

COPS SAY an Oklahoma teen whose dismembered body was found stuffed in a duffel bag had been receiving threatening text messages from a man she knew. Carina B. Saunders, 19, had not been seen since Sept. 28. It is not known how she died but the case is being treated as a homicide. A cousin, Kathryn Jo Bloodworth, 22, said the pretty teen stayed at her home in Oklahoma City for about a week, leaving Sept. 28. Bloodworth said she asked Saunders to go because she had been getting threatening text messages.
Her cousin said Carina left with a man, 40, with gray hair in a Chevy Blazer on

BAD DAD FILE: GAVE GIRL, 11, GUN 'NOW KILL YOURSELF'

WOW! Just a load of bad dads these days. You read here yesterday about the Michigan dad, Shawn 'Weiner' Weimer who let his 9-year-old daughter drive because he was drunk. Today, it's worse.
BAD DAD 1: A judge in Louisiana has ruled that Jeremiah Lee Wright is unfit for trial. Jeremiah is the hillbilly who decapitated his 7-year-old disabled son Jori , pictured left, and left his head by the side of the road for his mom to see. Nice. MORE ON JEREMIAH LEE WRIGHT
BAD DAD 2: Meet Alejandro Galvan III. Alejandro, pictured right, beat his daughter, 11, with punches and a belt gave her a gun and a knife and then told her: "kill yourself." Galvan told cops he gave his daughter the weapons because he was "frustrated," but he said the gun was unloaded. He also admitted to hitting her. HE TOLD HIS DAUGHTER TO KILL HERSELF

MUGSHOT MANIA! MEET TONYA'S MORONIC KING

WELL, now we know who Tonya bows down to: Tonya's King, of course! Exactly how many levels of ridiculous is this guy? Pretty retarded, we'd say.

KRISTINA PONGRACZ KILLED LOVER, 77, WITH CANE

THEIR LOVE was doomed to fail. And now, Kristina N. Pongracz, 29, has pleaded no contest to the second-degree murder of her elderly boyfriend. She could now face five to 40 years in the big house. Cops say the pretty blonde gold digger savagely beat William Herchenrider with his cane in the large home they shared last May. It seems the old boy was ready to give the Virginia bad girl the boot. When cops arrived they found her passed out in her underwear with “a large amount of blood smeared all over her body” — blood that turned out to be Herchenrider’s. He survived that beating but had been hospitalized. He eventually came home on Aug. 25, 2010 but died the same day. She was charged with murder. MORE ON THE MAY-DECEMBER MURDER

MISSING AALIYAH LUNSFORD'S MOTHER ARRESTED

THE MOM of missing Aliayah Lunford, 3, has been arrested on a food stamps scam in West Virginia. Cops say Lena Lunsford tranferred a food stamps card in her name to another person who bought $114 in food in exchange for $50 cash. But cops were cagey about whether the mom was a suspect in the little girl's disappearance. FBI Agent Jeff Killeen said: "I'm not going over who's a suspect... We're not labeling anybody a suspect at this time. That investigation remains ongoing. We're still committed to resolving this case favorably." Aaliyah disappeared from her West Virginia home Sept. 24. MORE ON ALIAYAH LUNSFORD

PROSECUTOR: LINDSAY LOHAN 'SHOULD GO BACK TO JAIL'

WHO ME?

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan should go back to jail, after she was booted from a women's shelter where a judge wanted her to spend most of her community service, a city prosecutor has claimed.
City attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said he didn't know why the troubled 57-year-old star had been asked to leave said but said: "We feel that her being terminated from it is a violation."
When she sentenced for violating her probation in a 2007 drunken driving case and a misdemeanor theft case earlier this year, Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear that at least 360 of the 480 hours of service should be spent at the Downtown Women's Shelter.
Praising the Los Angeles center's mission she told the star during one hearing that she thought being at the facility would do Lohan good.

WIFE WAKES UP HUSBAND WITH POWER SAW ON NECK

WAKEY WAKEY

THEY say the first cut is the deepest, but this woman took it literally, when she woke up her sleeping husband by cutting her husband's neck and shoulder with a power saw.
Officers who arrived at the home in Everett, WA say they could hear the victim shouting: "You tried to cut my head off. You're going to jail."
Quite why the 43-year-old woman wanted to attack her spouse is unclear, but he told cops that that it had been dark in the room and when he turned on the light he saw his wife holding the saw.
The 36-year-old also said he'd been cut with a hatchet.
His wife told officers she grabbed the saw Friday night because an intruder escaped out her daughter's window.

MR MAGOO BANDIT IS SCOTT JAMES LARSEN: FBI

MR MAGOO

MR MAGOO BANDIT

WITH his thick glasses and balding head he looked just like Mr Magoo, but unlike the nearsighted cartoon character, the scrapes he got into, were all too real.
Scott James Larsen, 43, surrendered to agents on Monday after learning he was being sought for at least 12 bank robberies and was promptly arrested.

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SUPERHERO IN THE DOCK

BRUCE WAYNE HE AINT

HOLY probation Batman!
It's been a bad week for superheros and run ins with the law.
First Seattle based Phoenix Jones, was unmasked in the dock where he was facing charges of pepper spraying a group of people as they left a nightclub, which we reported here.  
And now the so called Petoskey Batman has had his identity revealed after he was sentenced to six months of probation, after he was spotted atop a building wearing his costume.