KIM 'PEE ON ME' KARDASHIAN DIVORCES HOOPS HUMP

'I BETTER GET PEED ON OR I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.'

THERE was a time when... if a celebrity got peed on, well, that would just about sink their career. Well, that's all changed. We don't think more people are being peed on (and frankly, we're not being judgmental here.) It just seems bizarre that someone as loathsome and untalented as Kim Kardashian is so phenomenally popular with women who would say, 'ooooooooh, gross' if it was one of their friends being peed on. The point here is, the media whore is getting divorced after just 72 days.

THIRSTY THIEF TIM SNYDER BROKE IN FOR BEER

SNYDER

A THIRSTY thief was so desperate for a beer that he burst into two apartments and stabbed a man with a corkscrew during his search for a brew. 

Tim Snyder, 36, walked into one Chicago apartment and headed straight for the fridge, but when he didn't find any booze he punched the owner, who had been roused from his sleep by the noisy entrance and left. 

Barging his way into the second unit he again struggled with the owner, before stabbing him in the back with a corkscrew the Sun Times reports. 

OINK! PIGGYBACK BANDIT SHERMAN SHAYEGAN BUSTED

BANDIT

SOMEONE may have squealed, but either way the man dubbed the "Piggyback Bandit" has finally been busted. 
For some time, Sherwin Shayegan, 28, has been conning his way into sports games and demanding piggy back rides from the athletes, or simply jumped on them.
By posing as athletic staff or pretending to be an autograph hunter, or simply buying his way into the stadiums the barking mad jumper would then leap onto the athletes backs.
Last spring the Oregon School Activities Association warned athletes to look out for Shayegan after officials say he turned up at events in Eugene and Pendleton and got piggyback rides from some athletes.
But last week cops in Helena MT got a tip he would be at a Class AA soccer tournament.

PIZZA WARS TOPPED OFF WITH SEAN DAVIDSON ARSON

DUMB

DOMINOS

DOUGH! 
The competition for customers got hotter than a pizza over when two managers of a Florida Domino's were arrested for arson after burning down a neighboring Papa John's Pizza in Lake City, FL.
Cops say Sean Everett Davidson, 23, eventually admitted to starting the blaze which gutted their rivals, in a bid to boost profits at his own pizza parlour. 

BURGLAR IN CHILD'S PINK BIKINI BREAKS INTO DAYCARE

OF COURSE, we're not making this up. On October 20 at Kidscape Daycare in Indianapolis, surveillance cameras caught something unusual: a man in a child's pink bikini breaking in. The video shows a man breaking in, completely undressing and then putting on a child's pink bikini that he found in one of the rooms. The man then walks around the building in the bathing suit and triggers an alarm. After the alarm went off, he leaves. See Clip above.

MEXICO COPS NAB SUSPECT IN US AIR MAN'S MURDER

PM UPDATE: Cops in Mexico City have arrested a suspect in the brutal murder of US Air flight attendant and gay rights activist Nick Aaronson, his mom told ABC News. The alleged killer was nabbed due to surveillance video. COPS NAB ALLEGED KILLER
 EARLIER: Mexican cops in a remarkable leap of logic believe that a US Airways flight attendant found strangled in his hotel room Saturday MAY HAVE HAVE BEEN MURDERED! Nick Aaronson, 27, of Phoenix was found dead in his Mexico City hotel room, his luggage

MUGSHOT MANIA! WHY, YES I AM GOING AS A FOOL

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Wow, the tats looks REALLY, REALLY nice there, uh Pops...

HELLS ANGELS' AT WAR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE FAMED CLUB

I KNEW Sonny Barger, and you sir, are no Sonny Barger. Are the Hells Angels falling apart? Events over the past year suggest that maybe, yes, they are. Inter club warfare, foolish actions and complete lack of discipline appear to be hurting the notorious motorcycle gang that was founded by fliers after the war. * Three Angels have died violently in

KILLED FOR NOT EATING A HOT DOG: DANI MAYO, 3

BAD DAD

AN EVIL stepfather brutally beat his three-year-old girl to death when she refused to eat a hot dog, cops say. 
Corey Daniels admitted to savagely smashing Dani Mayo in the chest, arms and legs with his fists, before lashing her with a belt more than 36 times, even after she had fallen to the ground. 
The tot suffered multiple skull fractures and swelling and bleeding in her brain, but although she clung to life for two days in a Phoenix, AZ, hospital, but ultimately succumbed to her injuries.
Police Sgt. Tommy Thompson told The Arizona Republic:  "The detectives told me it was one of worst cases they have seen, and these are seasoned detectives."   
He added Daniels initially denied the attack and claimed she had choked on a hot dog, but they became suspicious when the girls body was covered in bruises.