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Monday, November 14, 2011

'STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS': JERRY SANDUSKY'S FAMILY

DIRTY JERRY'S BOOK
DIRTY Jerry Sandusky's former daughter-in-law is refusing to let the disgraced Penn State coach see his three grandchildren and now she's obtained a legal order to back her up. 
Jill Jones who was once married to Matt Sandusky went to court to stop the accused pedophile from having access to their two daughters aged nine and seven and her son, aged five. 
The restraining order forbids the children from sleeping over at their grandparents' home and bans the defensive coach from seeing them unsupervised.

COPS EXPAND HUNT FOR MISSING SKY METALWALA

WHAT happened to Sky Metalwala? The missing toddler disappeared a week ago after his mother, Julia Biryukova told cops she left the sleeping boy in her unlocked car as she went to get gas with her daughter, 4. Odd. No gas can. The car started immediately. And, there was lots of gas in the tank. Hmmm.

BOYFRIEND: ROBYN GARDNER HELD AS SEX SLAVE

ONE OF missing party girl Robyn Gardner's boyfriends is claiming she is being held as a sex slave in a Venezuelan brothel. The pretty blonde swinger disappeared Aug. 2 on a sex trip to the Caribbean island of Aruba with Gary Giordano, who had taken out a whopping insurance policy on her. Now, another of her boyfriends--who claims they were going to be married--says he believes she's being held captive. Robert Forester said: “Police are barking up the wrong tree by search­ing all over the island for Robyn’s body. I be­lieve she was drugged

MUGSHOT MANIA! FUNNY SEEING YOU IN A LINE-UP

WE'RE going to take a wild guess that this fellow was not valedictorian at his high school graduation. If anyone can prove us wrong, drop a line.

BAD HABIT: NUN MARIE THORNTON GAMBLED $1 MILLION


BOY did she have a bad habit, but this nun is no longer on the run from her gambling addiction, although she has landed purgatory for it.
Sister Marie Thornton literally gambled her life away, losing almost $1 million by playing one armed bandits in Atlantic City.
The 65-year-old known to most as Sister Susie pilfered $850,000 from Iona College, while working as a trusted financial officer, using their corporate credit card for chips on the Jersey Shore.
A source told the NY Post the high rolling sister who holds a doctorate in education, once blew $10,000 in one weekend, although sums of $2000 to $5000 were more often the case. US Attorney Preet Bharara said:  “She covered up the thousands she would lose by systematically submitting false

KIM KARDASHIAN SUES PR MAN FOR DAMAGING HER REP

HILARIOUS. Laugh-a-minute fame whore Kim Kardashain has enlisted lawyer to the stars, Marty 'California Law' Singer to be her attack dog against her former publicist who says: 'The wedding was a fake!' Nooooooo. We CAN'T, we WON'T believe it. According to TMZ, the untalented Armenian princess wants a muzzle put on Jonathan Jaxson who is promoting a book that claims the wedding was staged. Although she says she barely remembers him, she does, uh, remember the confidentiality agreement they had. Kim, who was the star of a videotape that included a segment of her being peed on is claiming $200,000 for damaging her rep. MORE FROM TMZ

TEEN RAPED FIVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL AT MCDONALDS: COPS

TEENAGE RAPIST?
THIS is the twisted teen who cops say raped a five-year-old girl in McDonald's playland.
The 13-year-old youngster was turned in by his parents after cops launched a huge  campaign to find the teenage attacker.

DEADBEAT DAD WILLIAM SMALLWOOD LET TOT EAT POT

WHAT A TOOL
HE was clearly smoking something, because only a deadbeat stoner would let their tot eat pot. 
But that's exactly what Joshua Smallwood did, leaving marijuana around his filthy home, which his two-year-old son somehow found and ate. 
At least he sobered up long enough to realize that something was wrong with the toddler, who kept falling asleep and could not stay awake.  
So together with his parents William and Kimberly Smallwood, they rushed him to a children's hospital near their home in Goshen, OH.