CARTEL KILLER: 'I STOPPED COUNTING AFTER 800 KILLS'

 Hitman Jesus Ernesto Chavez Castillo may be the deadliest man alive. He told a Texas court that he stopped counting murders he committed on behalf of the Mexican drug cartels when the number hit 800. Castillo is accused of murdered three American consulate workers and family members in the brutally violent border outpost of Juarez.
Castillo even told the court his underworld overlords set a daily murder quota to instill fear in the police and public, Fox News reports. He is the star witness in the murder trial of Arturo Gallegos Castrellon.

MUGSHOT MANIA: PARTY GIRL FROM CENTRAL CASTING

We would totally party with this babe-a-licious bad girl who -- it seems to us -- would rather fight than switch. Bravo, you sweet hellraising hottie.