COPS TAPED MAD MARNI'S CONFESSION

Marni in love

DETECTIVES SECRETLY tapped the phone of scary Marni Yang--charged with murdering ex-Chicago Bear Shaun Gayle's pregnant gal pal.That's Marni Yang of scary head and provocative photo fame.

THE CHICAGO SUN TIMES REPORTS: "Investigators eager to solve the killing then went a step further, obtaining a judge’s permission to have Yang’s best friend secretly record conversations with her about the 2007 slaying of Rhoni Reuter, a police officer testified Thursday."

Yang's long delayed murder trial is likely to center around secret recordings made by pal Christi Paschen. In them, Yang, 43, admits she gunned down

URGENT: MISSING MICH. MOM, PAL SHOT TO DEATH

Tears

THE SEARCH FOR missing Michigan mother Amy Henslee has ended in tears. Cops say mom of two Henslee, 30, was found shot to death early Friday. The other body was identified as Tonya Howarth, 36.
The bodies were found in rural Bangor Township--about 60 miles southwest of Grand Rapids. Henslee was last seen Monday.
Detectives have arrested Junior Lee Beebe, 34, in the slaying. It's believed Beebe was Howarth's boyfriend. He is expected to be arraigned later today.
On Thursday, detectives had expressed confidence that tragic Amy was still alive.
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DEADLY NERVE AGENT FOUND AT LOCKED DOWN BASE

A BIOLOGICAL warfare military base  which was locked down because a small amount of nerve agent was unaccounted for has now reopened after the missing vial was found.
Panicking officials, shut the Utah base, which carries out tests to protect troops against biological attacks was closed down as frantic searches were launched when the VX nerve agent went missing.
Although just a fourth of a teaspoon was missing, even a drop of the agent which affects the body's ability to carry messages through the nerves, could have had terrible consequences for someone.   
A mix of about 1200 to 1400 military and civilian personnel at the Dugway Proving Grounds, which sits about 85 miles south of Salt Lake City were held inside the base until it was found.

CRAZY KILLER WANTED SUICIDE BY BEAR

Yogi

Boo Boo

WE THOUGHT they only liked picnic baskets? Yogi Bear loving, convicted killer Tracy Province, who escaped from an Arizona prison planned to OD on heroin. Then, once stoned in Yellowstone National Park, let the bears eat him. After his capture, he told a sheriff's detective that he had wanted to go up on a mountain, shoot up a gram and: "be bear food."
But as he was preparing the drug, a voice told him not to go through with the plan so he changed course in favor of trying to hitchhike to Indiana to see his family.
He called it: "Divine intervention." 

MOBILE MARIJUANA LAUNCHER SMOKED OUT

A MOBILE marijuana launcher which catapulted weed across the Mexican border has been smoked out by the National Guard.
Using a remote video surveillance system at they observed several people preparing a catapult and launching packages over the International Border fence last Friday evening.
Here's the footage: 

According to KOLD, Border Patrol agents working with the National Guard contacted Mexican authorities.

TWISTED SHOOTER KEPT 13-YEAR-OLD SEX SLAVE

Evil

GUN nut Lamar Moore, who wounded four Detroit cops, before being fatally shot, kept a 13-year-old sex slave police say.  
Moore had held the girl captive for days, chaining her to the toilet and then using her to fulfill his twisted desires. 
Detroit Sgt. Eren Stephens confirmed Moore was being investigated in connection with a sexual attack on a minor, before he met his grisly end last week.
According to WWJ, officers say the 13-year old was a runaway kept as Moore's sex slave.
Two days after the Sunday shooting, Moore's home was destroyed in

'URINE' TROUBLE! PROF PINCHED IN P***ING MATCH

Really peed off

A BATTLE of the boffins turned stinky at a California university, when one professor was charged with peeing on a fellow professor's door.
Genius mathematician Tihomir Petrov, a prof at California State University, Northridge, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of urinating in a public place.
Investigators say a dispute between Petrov and another math professor was the motive.
The Los Angeles Times says Petrov was captured on videotape urinating on the door of another academician's campus office.

HEARTBREAK IN TEXAS: SLAIN CHEERLEADER STRANGLED

POLICE IN Texas have identified the body of a missing babysitter. Cops say the corpse found near Lubbock is Elizabeth Ennen, 15, and investigators say she was strangled.
The beloved teen had been last seen in a motel surveillance video with longtime family friend, Humberto Salinas Jr., 45, he is being held on a kidnapping charge and it's expected murder charges will be added.
BODY UNDER TRASH
KILLED BEFORE COPS CALLED
SHE WAS KIND TO OTHERS

DATING GAME KILLER NAMED IN 2 NYC SLAYINGS

Crilley

Hover

DATING GAME monster Rodney Alcala--already on California's death row in the sex slayings of four women and a girl, 12--has been indicted in the unsolved murders of two New York women.
The bizarrely-coiffed 67-year-old photographer is now charged in the slayings of TWA stewardess Cornelia Michel Crilley and Hollywood heiress Ellen Hover. Crilley was found strangled to death in her Manhattan apartment in 1971. She had been raped and was 23-years-old. Hover, also 23, disappeared in 1977 and her remains were found the next year.
According to the New York Daily News, detectives linked weirdo Alcala to Crilley's slaying in 2003 due

COPS: NO FOUL PLAY IN MICH. MOM'S DISAPPEARANCE

Missing mom

UPDATE: COPS believe missing Michigan mom Amy Henslee is alive but are worried for her safety. MORE FROM THE KALAMAZOO GAZETTE
 THE CLOCK IS ticking and fears are rising for a missing Michigan mom who vanished Monday may be in grave danger.
James Henslee last saw his wife Amy when he kissed her goodbye before heading to work. Their two young boys had already left for school. According to James, when he called Amy during his 10 a.m. break, she didn't answer. He kept calling. With his car in the shop, Amy was stranded at their home in rural Hartford Township, west of Kalamazoo. But when he got home, the door was locked.

 Now he's begging for her return: "Time's going by and you're just worried that you're not going to find her and that's what kills you the

HMMM. WHAT FLAVOR IS THAT NEW YOGURT?

Not exactly as shown

IT HAD A SIMILAR TASTE...AND CONSISTENCY. A woman in Albuquerque, New Mexico claims that a store sampling of yogurt may actually have been... a bodily fluid, cops say.
Cops say the incident happened at the Sunflower Market  Tuesday night. A woman told them that employee Anthony Garcia, 31, asked her if she would sample a new yogurt at the store. When she tried it, she told police that the so-called yogurt tasted just like a certain pearl-colored bodily fluid.
He was arrested on an unrelated felony and cops are still investigating.

COPS CLOSING IN ON '99 SLAY OF FED LAWYER

MURDERED

DC COPS say they have ID'd two suspects in the bizarre disappearance of a high-flying government lawyer in 1999. Detectives believe Joyce Chiang was snatched from her home in posh Dupont Circle in the capital with the intention of robbing her.
Recently, investigators say Chiang was taken to Anacostia River where she likely died trying to escape her killers.

According to FOX DC:  "Joyce Chiang was last seen walking on Connecticut Avenue the night of January 9th, 1999. She was on her way to a Dupont Circle Starbucks where she planned to get a cup of tea. From there, Chiang told friends she would walk the five blocks to her home on Church Street.
But on that bitterly cold night Chiang disappeared. For days it was a

PHIL SPECTOR DOC LOOKS AT HIS WEIRD WORLD

PHIL SPECTOR was one of the most illustrious music producers in history. His vaunted 'Wall of Sound' defined the radio airwaves of the early 1960s with girl groups like the Ronettes, Neil Diamond and others. But Phil was always a wacko (Just ask Ronnie Spector.) Two years ago he was convicted of killing starlet Lana Clarkson. A new documentary, The Agony and Ecstasy of Phil Spector opens this week.

FOR LOOPY POL DENNIS KUCINICH LIFE'S THE PITS

OINK. OINK.

ODDBALL Ohio congressman Dennis Kucinich is suing the House of Representatives cafeteria because he bit down on an olive pit in a sandwich, which caused severe dental damage.
Sure to infuriate those who are feeling the economic pinch the Cleveland Democrat Rep, 64, is seeking $150,000 in damages from the companies that operate the Longworth House Office Building's restaurant.
Mr Kucinich who earns $174,000 a year said he bought the sandwich wrap "on or about April 17, 2008" and eating the snack caused 'permanent dental and oral injuries requiring multiple surgical and dental procedures.

His lawsuit claims:"'Said sandwich wrap was unwholesome and unfit for human consumption in that it was presented to contain pitted olives. "Yet unknown to plaintiff contained an unpitted olive or

NEVADA COUNCILLOR KILLS HUBBY, THEN SELF

Tragic

CITY councilwoman Donna Fairchild killed her husband, called the cops and then turned the gun on herself, police say.
The 52-year-old was under pressure on Nevada's Mesquite council and faced removal as the town's delegate to a regional business organization at a council meeting scheduled for the night of her death.
The night before the killings, she requested a meeting with the mayor and City Council to turn in her resignation.
The meeting was scheduled for Tuesday afternoon, just hours before the City Council meeting that could decide her political future
But rather than face the humiliation, Fairchild who was born in Munich, Germany, and lived in Izmir, Turkey, Delaware and Denver, where she was an emergency medical technician-paramedic, planned her suicide and the murder of her husband Bill, 62.