TV EXEC'S BOOZY STRIPTEASE A "MISUNDERSTANDING"

Let's party!

THE LAWYER REPPING boozing Boston TV boss Randi Goldklank wants charges that she performed a strip tease at a Florida restaurant dropped. A "misundertanding" "spiraled out of control" "nonsense." The usual excuses from a high-priced mouthpiece.

“There was a verbal misunderstanding between things that were said and things that were done by Ms. Goldklank and others in the establishment,” Miami attorney Brian Bieber (no relation) said. 

Goldklank--once top dog at Boston's WHDH--resigned in 2008 after

COPS CRACK '83 SEX SLAYING OF BOOKSTORE OWNER

'Me and books don't get along

A SEX FIEND serving a life sentence has now been charged with the vicious 1983 slaying of a Chicago book store owner who was raped and strangled. New DNA has linked Joseph Walker to the murder of Frieda Fenster, 77. He has denied being involved.

In fact, the Chicago Sun Times reports that the super stud told detectives: "he never would have had sex with an old white lady" or step foot inside a bookstore because “me and books never get along,” Assistant State’s Attorney Daniel Weiss said

 Police found Fenster's in the back of Stein's Book Store on Dec. 16, 1983. There was still money inside the till and cops quickly pegged it as a sexually-motivated murder. Walker, who was born in Arkansas, had been

OUTGOING COWPOKE WAS BOSTON HITMAN: FEDS

Not exactly as shown

JAY SHAW WAS an outgoing, happy go lucky neophyte cattle rancher. But in reality, Jolly Jay was a Boston triggerman who did the Mafia's bidding--then vanished 20 years ago. His name is Enrico M. Ponzo and yesterday in a federal courthouse in Idaho, the 42-year-old pleaded not guilty to racketeering and plotting to murder.

SICK GROOM WOULDN'T TAKE NAY FOR AN ANSWER

SEXUAL CONTACT with animals is never a recipe for lasting happiness. Just ask former groom Esbin Cal-Orozco, 29. The Chicago man was put on probation and ordered to undergo psychological counseling after he was found guilty of sexually fondling a female racehorse at Arlington Park Racetrack in the Windy City. He had face three years in prison.

“I believe this defendant is in dire need of counseling,” Judge Thomas

"TOOTSIE BANDIT" BANKS ON NOT GUILTY PLEA

Sexy

A CROSS dressing bank robber dubbed the "Tootsie Bandit" because he wore makeup, a wig and sunglasses during his heists has pleaded not guilty. 
Robert Deon Tyndall II,  56,  stands accused of two counts of robbery and one count of attempted robbery.

He is suspected of robbing Inland Federal Credit Union in El Cajon last July 16 while dressed as a woman with a blonde wig, black blazer and purple blouse. 

The name "Tootsie Bandit" refers to the 1982 film "Tootsie" that starred a cross-dressing Dustin Hoffman."

HALLE BERRY'S INSPIRING JEWEL THIEF BACK IN JAIL

Winner

Pincher

A GRABBING granny who is being played by Halle Berry in an upcoming movie has been sentenced to five-years behind bars for stealing a ring.
The Oscar winner has the title role in "Who is Doris Payne," but she may now have to change the ending after Payne was jailed.  
Doris "The Pincher" Payne who has a decades-long criminal history has been sentenced to five years in prison for stealing an $8,900 diamond ring from a Macy's department store in San Diego.
Judge Frank Brown said Payne deserved the maximum sentence for burglary and grand theft

OSAMA BIN LADEN - PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER 2?

'I will be Number 1 again.

I'm hip, I'm now.

OSAMA Bin Laden in no longer America's most Wanted, after being dethroned by another Al Qaeda leader.
American born Anwar Awlaki, preaches hate filled messages online encouraging lone wolf or small cells, which are almost impossible to trace, to attack American targets.
Now believed to be in Yemen, he isnumber one on the CIA's kill and capture list, according to Michael Leiter, head of the National Counterterrorism Center.
Testifying before the Homeland Security Committee at a hearing on Islamic

REAL TROUBLE FOR HOUSEWIFE IN BIG APPLE BAR BRAWL

Classy

REAL Housewife of Atlanta, Rashidah Ali is being sued for $10 million  for her part in a New York nightclub brawl.
Ali, who calls herself a "shoe consultant to the stars," allegedly clawed bouncer Joe Wright, slicing him from his hairline to his mouth, severing an artery and leaving him needing 50 stitches.
His civil suit claims she got aggressive when the Greenhouse Nightclub doorman tried to eject two belligerent party-goers from the VIP section during Ali's birthday blowout.
"I felt her hand reach through and start grabbing at my face," he told The Daily News.
"She's clawing over my eye, at my face, and I didn't feel anything at first...Then I realized I felt the blood dripping down my shirt. I was leaking."

BOY, 15, WHO KILLED SLEEPING STEPSISTER GETS LIFE

Troubled

A TWISTED teen who shot his sleeping stepsister 10 times in the head has been sentenced to life after pleading guilty to murder.
Trish Troglen was asleep on the couch, when Eric Whitehead, then just 14-years-old blasted her head with a rifle.
He told investigators that he'd woken up enraged, after dreaming that he'd been arguing with the woman he described as his: "best friend."
Charged an adult, the troubled teen who had a tendency to run away an get into trouble was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole, although he may be eligible for release in 30 years.
Investigators say Whitehead had a history of psychiatric problems.
Following the fatal incident he underwent two mental examinations - both found him competent to stand trial, Assistant District Attorney

KILLER JAILED AFTER 15 YEARS ON THE LAM

AFTER 15 YEARS, a man who murdered a Boston-area high school student is finally going to prison. Patrick Anthony Brown was given a life sentence with no chance of parole for 15 years in the knife slaying of Zandera 'Pete' Sullivan, 21. Brown had been on the lam for years, hiding out in Belize.

“I believe there’s a special place for you in hell,” Sequoia Sullivan, the victim's sister told Brown from the stand in Suffolk Superior Court.

Sullivan was an aspiring architect. Brown pleaded guilty on Monday to fatally stabbijng Sullivan in the back and neck with a hunting knife.

GOODFELLAS STAR WILL PLEAD GUILTY IN EXTORT TRY

What's so funny?

LIFE IMITATES ART. Anthony Borgese has famously played gangsters on The Sopranos, Analyze This and a litany of TV shows and movies. But perhaps he is best known as the hapless tavern owner Sonny, in GoodFellas. Remember him. Joe Pesci didn't find him funny. Now, the character actor is slated to plead guilty today to extortion charges in the vicious beating of a man who owed him money, according to the New York Post.

BUTTOCK INJECTION KILLS BRITISH WOMAN, 20: COPS

A BRITISH woman is dead after getting a botched buttocks enhancement injection in Philadelphia. Cops say that Claudia Adusei, 20, of London died Saturday and her travel companion--who also had the procedure--is in a Philly hospital. The pair were given syringes and unknown drugs at a hotel near the airport. They were part of a group of four en route to a party in New York. The women were all in their 20s. Adusei later complained of chest pains Monday and died later that day. Police are now seeking two women for questioning in the death.
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LOHAN FACING GRAND THEFT CHARGES TODAY

Troubled

LILO heads to court again today to face grand theft charges for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store.

The "Mean Girls" star accused of walking out with a gold necklace could go to California State Prison for up to three years if found guilty. 
She has already spent three brief stints in jail in the last three years.
The 24-year-old recently rehabbed starlet is on probation in a 2007 misdemeanor DUI case which requires her to obey all laws and submit to random drug and alcohol testing.
A probation violation alone could leave her with six months in the county slammer.
Representatives for Lohan have not returned requests for comment, but her lawyers have denied allegations that she stole the necklace.

MIRACLE TABBY SURVIVES BEING SHOT 19 TIMES

IT'S A MIRACLE. On the outside, Rubix the cat looks fine but on the inside the tabby, 5, is suffering. She was shot 19 times, allegedly by Caesar Mendez, 19.

NO PAROLE FOR KILLER SKATEBOARD LEGEND, DUDE

No parole for you, dude

WORLD RENOWNED skateboarder Mark Rogowski has been denied parole in the 1991 sex slaying of Jessica Bergsten. The skateboarder--known as Gator--killed Bergsten, a friend of his former gal pal, Brandi McClain.
The overgrown adolescent told cops he took Bergsten to his apartment in Carlsbad, California, bashed her over the head, raped her for three hours and then choked her to death. He buried her body in the desert. Rogowski claims he murdered the pretty young woman as revenge on his ex.
 "Gator" was considered one of the top skateboard tricksters of his day with a magnetic personality to boot parlaying his fame into big bucks.