MOGUL TRIED SOWING WILD OATS WITH CHILD HOOKER

Pervert

WILD Oats founder Michael Gilliland has been charged with child prostitution after trying buy an underage girl online. 

The Sunflower Farmer's market CEO is accused of trying to solicit sex with the minor, who identified herself as underage. 

One of eight men busted, he has now resigned from the firm which has locations in seven states and plans to expand it's 32 stores. 

Back in 2007, the grocery store magnate sold  Wild Oats Markets Inc to Whole Foods Market for millions of dollars, before taking the helm at Sunflower.

Sunflower said he told the company he believes he is not guilty, but he has still been replaced for the foreseeable future by president and

JERSEY SHORE SLUGGER PLEADS NOT GUILTY

Douchebag

JERSEY Shore's doucehbag Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has pleaded not guilty to an aggravated assault charge after knocking a man out during a nightclub brawl.
The MTV reality show's first season, aired the fight which saw him smash Stephen Izzo outside the trendy Seaside Heights club.
Ortiz-Magro has pleaded not guilty to an aggravated assault charge, which carries a maximum sentence of five years. 
Izzo, 26 has also  filed a lawsuit against Ortiz-Magro, MTV and the show's producers.

LACK OF CRIME NEWS EXPLAINED: TRAVEL

CRIME did not take a holiday. We did. Well, not exactly. We were unable to post yesterday because Crime Scene USA has taken to the road. Back to work today but postings may be a tad light for a few days. Will do out best. Cheers.

BEARING FLOWERS PSYCHO EX KILLS WIFE, SELF

A JEALOUS EX-CON bearing carnations and sunflowers for his estranged wife walked into the pharmacy where she worked--and then shot her dead. Alexander Figueroa, 38, then went to his apartment--and blew his brains out. The horrific drama unfolded at a pharmacy in the Astoria area of Queens, New York. Pretty Guimma Villa, 32, had lived a nightmare with her thuggish ex and just two weeks beat her mercilessly.

"He beat her up just a week and a half ago at her job and told

CRAZED GUNMAN SHOT BY COPS IN NC BANK STANDOFF

A CRAZED gunman who took seven hostages in a botched bank job has been gunned down by cops on live TV.
The EXTREMELY GRAPHIC FOOTAGE, which is NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED can be seen here: 

The three hour standoff ended after the man led a hostage into the parking lot with a gun to her head.
When she kneeled down Cops struck.

CREEPY KIT MAN FILMED GIRLS IN THE SHOWER

Creep

A CREEPY equipment manager has been charged with filming girls in the shower of a school locker room. 
Rene Zamora was caught after a junior noticed a camera lens propped above her shower curtain while rinsing her hair after a track meet. 
Screaming, she ran out to see who it was and caught Rene racing away, but she recognized him and called his name. 
He yelled, “Sorry!” as he made his way out of the locker room, then he apologized again after she dressed and left the locker room.
Zamora told the student in a text message that he deleted the video,

PARENTS FAKED DAUGHTER'S CANCER FOR CASH

Disgraceful

Disgusting

TWISTED parents Patricia and Steven Kelly fooled their daughter into thinking she had bone cancer  and then used her plight to beg money from people. 
Alicia and Steven Kelly, exploited the teen by giving her blood pressure pills and telling her it was "chemo medicine" allege cops in Greenwood County, SC.
Then they took in their own family as well as friends, strangers and community groups with the lie to raise cash for her treatment.    Going to churches and community groups to raise money, they also went to the American

COPS SAY 'KILLER' CHEMIST HAD FORMULA FOR MURDER

Killer?

A CHEMIST accused of poisoning her estranged husband with a "lethal and massive" of highly toxic metal has pleaded not guilty to murder.
Tianle Li, stands accused of murdering Xiaoye Wang by poisoning him with thallium, which was once used in rat poison, and hindering prosecution.
Deputy First Assistant Middlesex County Prosecutor Nicholas Sewitch, said:  "The defendant administered a lethal and massive dose to the victim and caused his death."

'GRANDAD BANDIT' HIT WITH 25 YR. SENTENCE

Thief

WITH his graying hair and friendly smile he looked like a kindly old grandfather, but Francis Mara only had one thing on his mind - money.
Dubbed the "Granddad Bandit" by the Feds, the 53-year-old went on a one man crime spree, robbing at least 24 banks in 15 states and taking a whopping $83,000 in heists.
His two-year run, which started in Richmond, Virginia ended last August after a standoff at his Baton Rouge, Louisiana home. 
FBI dubbed Mara the "Granddad Bandit" to help law enforcement and the public easily identify the suspect, whose picture was posted on billboards around the country.

TV EXEC'S BOOZY STRIPTEASE A "MISUNDERSTANDING"

Let's party!

THE LAWYER REPPING boozing Boston TV boss Randi Goldklank wants charges that she performed a strip tease at a Florida restaurant dropped. A "misundertanding" "spiraled out of control" "nonsense." The usual excuses from a high-priced mouthpiece.

“There was a verbal misunderstanding between things that were said and things that were done by Ms. Goldklank and others in the establishment,” Miami attorney Brian Bieber (no relation) said. 

Goldklank--once top dog at Boston's WHDH--resigned in 2008 after

COPS CRACK '83 SEX SLAYING OF BOOKSTORE OWNER

'Me and books don't get along

A SEX FIEND serving a life sentence has now been charged with the vicious 1983 slaying of a Chicago book store owner who was raped and strangled. New DNA has linked Joseph Walker to the murder of Frieda Fenster, 77. He has denied being involved.

In fact, the Chicago Sun Times reports that the super stud told detectives: "he never would have had sex with an old white lady" or step foot inside a bookstore because “me and books never get along,” Assistant State’s Attorney Daniel Weiss said

 Police found Fenster's in the back of Stein's Book Store on Dec. 16, 1983. There was still money inside the till and cops quickly pegged it as a sexually-motivated murder. Walker, who was born in Arkansas, had been

OUTGOING COWPOKE WAS BOSTON HITMAN: FEDS

Not exactly as shown

JAY SHAW WAS an outgoing, happy go lucky neophyte cattle rancher. But in reality, Jolly Jay was a Boston triggerman who did the Mafia's bidding--then vanished 20 years ago. His name is Enrico M. Ponzo and yesterday in a federal courthouse in Idaho, the 42-year-old pleaded not guilty to racketeering and plotting to murder.

SICK GROOM WOULDN'T TAKE NAY FOR AN ANSWER

SEXUAL CONTACT with animals is never a recipe for lasting happiness. Just ask former groom Esbin Cal-Orozco, 29. The Chicago man was put on probation and ordered to undergo psychological counseling after he was found guilty of sexually fondling a female racehorse at Arlington Park Racetrack in the Windy City. He had face three years in prison.

“I believe this defendant is in dire need of counseling,” Judge Thomas

"TOOTSIE BANDIT" BANKS ON NOT GUILTY PLEA

Sexy

A CROSS dressing bank robber dubbed the "Tootsie Bandit" because he wore makeup, a wig and sunglasses during his heists has pleaded not guilty. 
Robert Deon Tyndall II,  56,  stands accused of two counts of robbery and one count of attempted robbery.

He is suspected of robbing Inland Federal Credit Union in El Cajon last July 16 while dressed as a woman with a blonde wig, black blazer and purple blouse. 

The name "Tootsie Bandit" refers to the 1982 film "Tootsie" that starred a cross-dressing Dustin Hoffman."

HALLE BERRY'S INSPIRING JEWEL THIEF BACK IN JAIL

Winner

Pincher

A GRABBING granny who is being played by Halle Berry in an upcoming movie has been sentenced to five-years behind bars for stealing a ring.
The Oscar winner has the title role in "Who is Doris Payne," but she may now have to change the ending after Payne was jailed.  
Doris "The Pincher" Payne who has a decades-long criminal history has been sentenced to five years in prison for stealing an $8,900 diamond ring from a Macy's department store in San Diego.
Judge Frank Brown said Payne deserved the maximum sentence for burglary and grand theft