TARANTINO SUES NEIGHBOUR OVER WEIRD SCREAMS

'OBNOXIOUS'

TOP Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino maybe well known for his bloody movies but he's now taking court action against his neighbor because of "blood curdling screams."
 Tarantino filed a lawsuit against Alan Ball, a screenwriter who wrote the Academy Award winning film American Beauty and created the HBO hit True Blood because his macaw birds  make "obnoxious pterodactyl-like screams," reports TMZ.
He claims the racket is affecting his ability to focus on his job.
In documents filed at LA County Superior Court, Tarantino says the noise has "seriously disrupted ability to work as a writer in his home."
Tarantino says he tried to resolve the issue directly with Ball, but that hasn't given Tarantino the results he is looking for. Tarantino states Ball has "done little

MONKEY AND THE MAMMARIES IN VA. COURTHOUSE

BANANAS

MONKEYING around - a woman turned up to court with a monkey in her bra. 
Wearing a pink and white dress the tiny marmoset wasn't spotted by officials as her owner entered the  Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court in Amherst County, Va.
It was only when she went into an office to do some paperwork that they noticed the tiny creature clinging to her bra.
"I can't understand why the deputy didn't see her - she was peeking out," the woman told The Lynchburg News & Advance.
When the woman referred to a daughter, a puzzled official asked

TACO HELL! BRAWL ERUPTS AT CALIFORNIA RESTO

TACO hell erupted in one California taco shop after a group of five young men started smashing seven bells out of each other in footage seen here:

Fists started flying between them in what appeared to be a random brawl after they exchanged words.

MARNI YANG TRIAL: MAIN WITNESS CHANGED HER STORY

FRIEND

MARNI

MAD Marni Yang's former friend who secretly taped her admitting the crime, changed her story to Cops after they warned her she could be tied to the murder she testified yesterday.
Self described psychic Christi Paschen secretly recorded her friend of 18-years admitting to the murder of ex Chicago Bear, Shaun Gayle's pregnant girlfriend, Rhoni Reuter.
But when cops first questioned her in January 2008, Paschen denied all knowledge of the killing, she admitted during testimony.   
It was only when returned a year later and warned

NINJA DAD LEFT 4-YEAR-OLD SON HOME ALONE

ARTISTS IMPRESSION

HIS Ninja skills couldn't help him evade the Cops, who busted him for being a deadbeat dad and leaving his four-year-old son home alone.
Scottsdale PA officers spotted Ross Hurst spotted him easily, as he was wearing all black clothing in temperatures around 20 degrees.
But when patrolman Joseph Lane asked him why he had mud on his knee, his answer took them by surprise.  
Hurst told them that he was acting out a fantasy of portraying a ninja, a Japanese martial arts expert employed for espionage and assassinations.
"I asked him why he was playing by himself, to which he replied that there are not a lot of people who want to play ninja," Lane stated in an affidavit.
"I advised him that it looked to me that he was doing something else. Hurst stated that he was not doing anything wrong and was going home."
Stunned by the story Trib Live reports Lane spoke with Hurst's sister-in-law, who said he has a 4-year-old son.

'AWESOME' LAPD RAID CHARLIE SHEEN'S MANSION

LAPD officers raided troubled Charlie Sheen's gated mansion after getting a tip the sitcom star had guns on his property--a violation of his ex-wife's restraining order. Cops say they retrieved one weapon--an antique gun. And far fvrom being put out, Charlie was nothing but kind to the men and women in blue.

 He tweeted: "The LAPD were AWESOME! Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!!"

The Two and a Half Men star's estranged wife Brooke Mueller got the temporary restraining order March 1 after claiming Sheen punched her and threatened to send her decapitated head to her mom.
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MAD MARNI CONFESSED TO KILLING LOVE RIVAL

REUTER

MARNI

MAD Marni Yang confessed to killing the pregnant ex-girlfriend of former Chicago Bear Shaun Gayle, hours after she gunned down her victim her longtime friend told a packed courtroom yesterday.
Self described psychic Christi Paschen said just hours after the killing Yang told her that she almost didn't go through with the murder of Rhoni Reuter, before telling her about the killing.  
Paschen, who has known her for more than 18-years told the jury that Yang:  “pushed the door opened and stepped inside and kept shooting,”

FLA. STUDENT PLOTTED "COLUMBINE" MASSACRE

COLUMBINE KILLERS

IF his deadly plan had come to fruition Cops say his attack may have been worse than the Columbine High School massacre.
Pinellas County Sheriff's busted a 16-year-old was plotting to commit a "Columbine-type reenactment assault" at the campus, while attempting to recruit fellow students help in carrying out the act.
With him a book studying the Michigan massacre, maps of the school and a list of firearms used to carry out the killings.
According to investigators, the teen recruit  was targeting people who had a history of being cruel or neglectful to animals.
Once the plan was discovered, deputies started an investigation, and based on statements made by teen, he was admitted to a mental health facility on Friday, March 4.

MAD MEL GIBSON REACHES PLEA DEAL

GUILTY

HOLLYWOOD legend and massive boozehound Mel Gibson has accepted a plea deal on charges of beating up his Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva.
Prosecutors, who plan to file a misdemeanor battery charge against the star have not been released to the public but's believed the plea could let the actor-director avoid jail time.
Gibson, 55, will plead guilty in court Friday afternoon in front of Judge Stephanie Sautner, on charges which stem from a dispute between Gibson and Grigorieva in January 2010.
Cops began their investigation into the domestic abuse allegations in July 2010 after Grigorieva accused Gibson of punching her and threatening her with a gun during an altercation at his home in Malibu.
She later released a series of racist and profanity-laced recordings of him

MAYOR AND POLICE CHIEF BUSTED FOR DRUG RUNNING

THE GOOD MAYOR

A SMALL New Mexico village has been left stunned by revelations that both it's mayor and police chief have been busted on drugs and weapon's charges.
Columbus, which was was once raided and burned by Pancho Villa was swooped on by federal agents after a long surveillance operation.
Just 70 miles west of El Paso, TX, it's thought the rural idyll was perfect for Mexican gangs trying to smuggle drugs into America.   
Those arrested by agents from the the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, and the Drug Enforcement Administration include Mayor Eddie Espinoza, Police Chief Angelo Vega and council member Blas Gutierrez.

AMERICAN IDOL FAN HOLDS HATERS AT KNIFEPOINT

AMERICAN IDOL brings out strong feelings in people. People Barran Prakash, 47, of Brooklyn. He really wanted to watch 'American Idol' but two co-workers he was sharing a Jacksonville, Fla. hotel room with did not. So Barran pulled a knife when they refused to change the channel and held the duo hostage.
Barran was on the phone with his wife who enthused about the show's latest offerings. He wanted to watch the 'talent' contest too. They argued. It got nasty and he pulled a knife. Cops were called. Barran had even held a knife to one man's throat so great was his lust for American Idol.
Prakash is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. He was being held in the Duval County Jail.Ironically,

TEEN ACID ATTACKER: 'I WANTED TO BURN HER EYES OUT'

ACID QUEEN

DON'T get on the bad side of Zhanna Smsarian. That's what Albina Eshimbaeva, 15, discovered, New York cops say Zhanna attacked her 'friend' with acid in chemistry class at Fort Hamilton High School.
She told cops Albina deserved and the intention was to burn her eyes out with the diluted hydrochloric acid she poured over her head and face.
Cops say the acid dripped down into her face and eyes. Luckily, the quick-thinking teacher immediately started flushing the girl’s eyes and face with water. She was taken to a burn unit where docs say she was lucky the acid was diluted.
Eshimbaeva told cops that she and Smsarian used to be pals - so she was "shocked" by the random attack.

COPS ARREST SUSPECT IN L.A. MODEL'S 1985 MURDER

CALIFORNIA cops have finally cracked the grisly 25-year-old sex slaying of an aspiring model. L.A. County Sheriff's arrested Joel Spicer, 59, in Las Vegas Tuesday. He was arrested in connection with the murder of Joanne Marie Jones. Jones, 23, at the time was a wannabe model who lived in Long Beach when she disappeared April 29, 1985 after a weekend at her beau's home. When she didn't show up for work, a missing person's report went out. Her body was found in a remote area of Azusa Canyon in June of that year. She had been stabbed to death.
Spicer was pinched after being pulled over driving the missing woman's 1978 Camaro. But there was never enough evidence to close the deal.

HELLO JAIL! LINDSAY LOHAN WON'T TAKE PLEA DEAL

OH, DEAR. She's back in court and wearing the veil of the wronged woman. That's right, America's favorite trainwreck, former actress Lindsay Lohan was in court again yesterday. It was about, like, that necklace thing. Brave Lilo says: no plea deal. She's back in court in two weeks. We're betting on jail. Heavily.

LIFE IMITATES ART: SNOOP FROM THE WIRE IN DOPE BUST

THE Actress who played a gun toting, drug dealing hit woman in TV smash The Wire has been busted in a Baltimore drug raid.
Felicia Pearson, who played popular character Snoop - a cold blooded killer - for a on the HBO series was picked up in a massive sweep of the city by cops and Drug Enforcement Administration agents.
Cops confirmed she had been one of those picked up but declined to say what charges she faces.
The troubled star, now 30 gave one of the more memorable supporting performances in "The Wire," portraying an androgynous, husky-voiced young assassin who went about her business completely cold blooded.
Set in Baltimore, the Emmy-nominated series dramatized the decay of an inner city from the point of view of drug dealers, police who pursued them, as well