JAILED OHIO MAN CALLS COPS TO COMPLAIN

GENIUS

HE'D just been jailed for disorderly conduct, but he decided he needed help, so who does he call? Why the cops of course.
Complaining about his situation, Joseph Walsh told an stunned emergency dispatcher: "They got me in handcuffs in the county jail, and I can't get my phone call, can't do nothing"
Asked about how he was able to speak to them, and his whereabouts because he was using his cell phone Walsh replied: "I am in the county jail. Well, it's not the county jail, it's the holding cell."
The Sandusky Register reports Walsh had been handcuffed to the door of his holding cell because officers said he wouldn't calm down, and they were afraid he would hurt himself or cause damage. Walsh was arrested in a dispute outside a Sandusky OH bar.
Police took Walsh's cell phone away after the call was placed, according to WTOL.
He now faces an additional count - misuse of 911.

ILL. DILDO ATTACKER ON GUILT: YES! YES! YES!

PLEASURE DEVICE

LONGTIME fans of Crime Scene USA know Carolee Bildsten, 57, of Lake County, Illinois. Carolee attacked a suburban cop--armed only with a sex toy. Well, Carolee apparently saw the writing on the wall: Yes! Yes! Yes! Frisky Carole was charged with the aggravated DUI on Sept. 15, 2010.

She was also charged with misdemeanor counts of theft and aggravated battery for running out on a restaurant tab and then striking the police officer with the sex toy last November.

On Monday, she pleaded guilty to the DUI and theft charges. She was sentenced to 30 months probation and six months 'periodic'

VIOLENT EX-COP HUBBY EYED IN BRONX MOM'S MURDER

HEARTACHE in the Bronx. The body of a missing mother of four has been found and fingers are pointing at her abusive ex-cop husband. The body of Tina Adovasio was discovered in a wooded area of Westchester County, north of New York City Wednesday night.
So far, no cause of death but cops believe the pretty 40-year-old was choked to death.
Now, her thuggish ex-hubby, Edwin Coello, 40, is expected to turn himself in. Coello's marriage was marked by frequent violent domestic disputes and she finally filed for divorce last month. Then, she took out a restraining order--apparently to no avail.
According to the NY Daily News: During questioning after her disappearance, Coello seemed to be the

KY. ANATOMY TEACHER'S SEX-TRA CURRICULAR FUN

POPULAR WITH STUDENTS

BIOLOGY TEACHER? Okay, can the snickers. Carrie Shafer was a high school biology teacher at DuPont Manual High School (more jokes there) until Friday when she was pinched half naked and knocking back beers in a car with a student. The Louisville party girl, 38, a favorite of students has now resigned.Evidence of contraceptive use was visible near the vehicle.

"There were some articles found that appeared to have been from a sexual act -- like some condoms and some wet wipes that were on the outside of the vehicle believed to have been thrown from that vehicle," Louisville Metro Police spokesman Dwight

VAMPIRE KILLER DRANK BLOOD FROM PLASTIC CUP

A VAMPIRE who battered his roommate to death and then drank his victims blood from a plastic cup has been sentenced to 20-years behind bars.  
Mauricio Mendez Lopez, 42, murdered Macario Cruz because he disapproved of a steamy relationship between him and his niece Mariella. 
After striking Cruz, 32, with an iron bar he'd chased them with a knife, threatening them with death if they didn't end it.
But the passion between the pair was too strong and when Lopez found out he repeatedly stabbed Cruz in a mad rage.    
Scooping some of his blood into a cup he then drank it.
He later claimed that there is a ritual in his native Mexico where a person drinks a victim's blood to evade law enforcement.
 The Gods clearly weren't with him however and authorities quickly caught up

EVIL MISSOURI PEDO LACED ICE CREAM WITH DRUGS

TWISTED

A TWISTED pedophile lured children to his home by hosting ice cream eating contests, but laced their sugary treats with drugs to sexually molest them - and then posted videos of his assaults online. 
James Phillip Edwards used prescription sleeping pills to drug his victims, all girls aged six to 13, before molesting them in the basement of his Kansas City, MO home.
Over a four year period he then used his webcam to tape his assaults onto his computer, which he then sent to other perverts. 
 He pleaded no contest to 12 counts of producing child pornography, one count of attempting to produce child pornography, and five counts of distributing a controlled substance to the victims without their knowledge in order to facilitate a crime of violence.
Prosecutors said they accepted the plea to avoid the victims being forced to

BEAU MURDERS "BEAUTIFUL" RUTGERS STUDENT: COPS

SCHMIDT

PARISIO

A BEAUTIFUL, talented and extremely popular Rutgers student has been beaten to death by her boyfriend.
Pamela Schmidt's body was found in the basement bedroom of her boyfriend William Parisio, a fellow student at the prestigious university with a history of substance abuse and mental illness.
It's believed Parisio, who was diagnosed with bipolar disorder had been taking bath salts, the latest wave of over-the-counter chemicals used to get high.
His mother Dianna, who discovered the body at around noon Sunday said they made her son incredibly paranoid after taking them.
It's thought he'd been taking bath salts, which can cause

CHILD KILLER, 11, MAY NOT BE TRIED AS AN ADULT

KILLER

CHILD killer, Jordan Anthony Brown, who blasted his father's pregnant fiance with a shotgun, killing her and her unborn child may now be tried as a juvenile.
Previously prosecutors had tried to have him face adult charges for the murder of Kenzie Houk, when he was just 11-year-old.
Using his own shotgun, designed for kids, he is accused of shooting her and then walking her eight-year-old daughter to school.  
Now a three-judge panel has reversed that ruling, which means if convicted Brown, now 13, will be freed by the age of 21 instead of facing life imprisonment like an adult would.

MANNEQUIN MAYHEM! MODEL FIGHTS ASSAULT BEEF

FIGHTER

SUPERMODEL Jessica White accused of punching another woman in a row over a cab has turned down a plea deal and vowed to fight the case.
The Victoria's Secret and Sport Illustrated model who has been compared to Naomi Campbell in more ways than one apparently faces a misdemeanor assault charge.

White, who recently dated Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn and had previously dated actor Vin Diesel is accused of repeatedly punching another woman in the face over a cab outside Manhattan's Avenue Lounge last October.
She is also charged with harassment.
The plea deal called for White to perform two days of community service, attend two days of anger management and pay $446 in restitution

COPS SEEK 3 KILLERS IN DEADLY HAIR EXTENSION HEIST

BECAUSE we all know that hair extensions are the key to riches. Veritable mini Fort Knox's they are. Now, cops in Detroit are seeking three suspects wanted in the robbery slaying of the owner of Sunrise Beauty Supply in suburban Dearborn. The shopkeeper was found shot to death Tuesday.
Cops in Motown say they are searching for three killers, one a woman.
According to detectives: one of the suspects has a tattoo or birthmarks over both eyes and some blotches around his cheek area. He is described as a black male, 20-25 years old, 5-foot-10-inches with a thin build. He wore a green waist-length hooded jacket with "Packers" written across the front, gray sweatpants, tan boots and a baseball cap.
About 80 Velvet hair extensions were taken in the heist. The hair extensions

WORLD'S WORST MOM GETS 20 YRS. FOR WEB MOLEST

'BAD ANGEL'

SHE is the worst mother in the world. Not much debate there. And now, the despicable Jule Carr will have lots of time to consider her sinister crime. What did she do that was so bad? Well, our Julie sexually abused her baby girl on a webcast with a teen in England. Judge John Woodcock could barely contain his revulsion at the twisted Maine monster.

"What you have done, Ms. Carr, is violate the most basic bond of society -- the bond between a mother and her child, the bond between a mother and her daughter," Woodcock told the depraved woman. "I'll tell you, unequivocally, that yours is the worst case I've ever seen."

Carr, a 33-year-old mother of four, molested her youngest daughter while video-chatting with British teen Nicholas Wilde in 2009. She pleaded guilty

SPACEMEN GETTING HIGH? COCAINE FOUND AT NASA

SUSPECT

YOU'D think that they wouldn't need to get high, given that they fly into space but NASA have found cocaine in the Kennedy Space Center.
More than four grams of the powder was found on the base, although officers wouldn't say where it was located.
Executive officer Renee Juhans said: "Law enforcement personnel field tested the substance, which indicated a positive test for cocaine. The substance is now at an accredited crime lab for further testing."
She added that NASA has a zero-tolerance drug policy.

'VAMPIRE' STABBED ROOMIE IN QUEST FOR BLOOD

VAMPIRE

AARON HOMER

VAMPIRE Aaron Homer was furious that his roommate wouldn't let him suck his blood that he stabbed him to get his fix.
His victim Robert Hayley, 25, said that he and his roommate were both into "vampire stuff" and he had allowed Homer and his girlfriend Amanda Williamson to suck his blood in the past.
But when he refused a second sucking Homer stabbed him, presumably because he needed his fix to give him life. 
Cops said they found Homer and Williamson with a lot of blood in their apartment, as well as a trail of blood leaving their home.

'COLD-BLOODED KILLER' MAD MARNI YANG: GUILTY!

KILLER

REUTER

MAD Marni Yang has been found guilty of the "cold blooded" murder of the pregnant girlfriend of former Chicago Bears defensive back Shaun Gayle.
The Lake County jury took just four hours to convict her of killing Rhoni Reuter and her unborn child in 2007. 
"This was an execution, a cold-blooded murder. This verdict brings justice," said Mike Waller, Lake County State's Attorney.
Jealous of Gayle relationship with Reuter, Yang, learned how a silencer for her .09 Beretta after buying a book on amazon.
Then after renting a car with her ex-boyfriend's credit card, she donned a disguise and went round to Reuter's Deerfield condo and blasted her six times, making sure she killed the baby, who Reuter had named Skylar.  

PHONY ROCKERFELLER CHARGED IN BRUTAL CALI SLAY

KILLER?

A MYSTERY man who fooled hundreds of people, including his wife into believing he was an heir to the Rockerfeller fortune, has now been charged with murder. 
Christian Gerhartsreite who calls himself Clark Rockerfeller used multiple aliases to move in wealthy circles in Boston, New York and Los Angeles, claimed at various times to be a physicist, an art collector, a ship captain and a financial adviser who renegotiated debt for small countries.
But the oddball, who's life was made into a TV movie 2009 he was convicted in the kidnapping of his 7-year-old daughter and sentenced to a four to five year sentence. 
Now however, he has been charged with murder of a Southern California man more than 25 years ago, the Los Angeles District