BARE-FACED CHEEK! NAKED MAN DROPS IN FOR CLOTHES

NAKED BREAK-IN

WHERE HE FELL

THE bare faced cheek of it. 
For Keleigh Williams it was literally raining men, or at least a naked man and as he tumbled through her ceiling and asked for her clothes.
But fugitive Patrick Collins was definitely not a welcome visitor as he crashed into her living room and woke her with an almighty fright.   

SUSPECTED NATALEE HOLLOWAY KILLER LIED TO COPS

CREEPY JORAN

NATALEE: NO BODY

CREEPY Joran Van der Sloot may have hit the end of the line. A Peruvian police source revealed that the cold-blooded party boy may have tripped himself up. They say the laptop belonging to Van der Sloot was turned off the night he is suspected of murdering a Peruvian woman in Lima.
That tells homicide detectives he lied to them when he said he attacked her after she read an email on his computer that linked him to missing American teen, Natalee Holloway.

Van der Sloot has been charged with first-degree murder and robbery Stephany Flores,

JURY GIVES NH MACHETE MONSTER LIFE IN JAIL

IT WAS a shocking, heinous, senseless crime. And now, a 19-year-old New Hampshire teen will spend the rest of his life in prison in the bloody machete murder of a mom and the attempted murder of her daughter.
Christopher Gribble was sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole Friday in relation to the 2009 home invasion in riural Mont Vernon. He had pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity but the jury wasn't fooled by the blood-thirsty egomaniac.

RAPE-O THE CLOWN EYED IN MORE SEX ATTACKS

A PROFESSIONAL clown who goes by the name 'El Tin Larin' (we call him Rape-O) has been arrested for raping a young girl in 2002. And now, cops say they're eyeing Jose Guadalupe Jimenez, 41, is scores of other unsolved sex assaults in Orange County, California.
A DNA match linked the kinky clown to the kidnap-rape of the 12-year-old girl. Jimenez allegedly grabbed the girl from behind on a street corner in Fullerton and drove her to a school parking lot, where he raped her. He then molested her again.

UCONN FOOTBALL STAR'S KILLER GETS 18 YRS.

STABBED

THE man who brutally stabbed University of Connecticut football star Jasper Howard in an on campus brawl was sentenced to 18 years in prison. 

John Lomax III,  thrust the blade into the 20-year-old defensive back during a fight between a group of football players and another group of guys because of a comment a player made about a woman.
The 22-year-old had been charged with murder, but pleaded no contest to first-degree manslaughter in January.
Howard, a Miami native whose nickname was Jazz, died at a hospital from a single wound to his abdomen, just hours after helping the Huskies to a homecoming game win over Louisville.

UConn football player Michael Smith told police that Howard ran across the street yelling "They got me," before collapsing.

WAL-SMARTS... FINGERTIP BITTEN OFF IN STORE BRAWL

COICUR

A BRUTAL brawl over an affair ended with one woman biting the fingertip off the other in the carpark of a Florida Walmart store.
Clodia Coicour snuck up on her unnamed victim when she finished her shift at the Naples shop and went out to her car.
She said that she threw something into her face that burned her eyes and the pair started fighting.
At some stage she bit the tip of the woman's finger off.
Coicour, who also works at the store told deputies that she heard a rumor that the other woman was having an affair with her husband - which both of them deny.
She was charged with aggravated battery after the Monday night incident outside the Wal-mart in Naples where both women work.

ACCUSED ATHENS COP KILLER SURRENDERS ON LIVE TV

ACCUSED VICIOUS cop killer Jamie Hood, who killed one Athens, Ga. police officer and wounded another surrendered yesterday on live TV. 
Holding five hostages, the 33-year-old insisted the cameras be present as he gave himself up.
The bare-chested thug can be seen here, next to the door.

 
He was surrounded by five of the nine adults and children he had held captive for hours as he negotiated his surrender with state and local authorities.

HONG KONG JURY: MILKSHAKE MURDERER GUILTY

KILLER KISSEL

SHE plied his milkshake with drugs and then smashed his head with a metal ornament until he died a Hong Kong jury judged yesterday.
Nancy Kissel struck her husband at least five times while he lay face down in the bedroom after using six drugs to subdue him, hidden in the sweet, sugary drink.
Then she covered his body with a plastic bag and towels, wrapped it in a carpet and had it moved into storage.
Kissel testified in this her second trial, that her husband, who's estate was worth $18 million in life insurance, stocks and properties, changed after she had the first of their three children in 1994.
She said:  "The more involved he got with the investment banking, the more forceful he was with me sexually."
Her lawyers argued she was a battered, clinically-depressed wife who acted

THIRD SEASON JERSEY SHORE CRIME RECAP

SNOOKI. That one word is enough to send chills down the spine of anyone who has ever read a book. Well, we're getting a bit of a break from the over-tanned non-talent but before we say goodbye, it's a good opportunity to revisit the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore and recap their various run-ins with the law.
* Snooki gets arrested for getting hammered on the beach. Yeah, Snooki.

SC SEX SICKO WAS SWEET ON SUGAR THE HORSE

MR. ED: NAY!

RANDY RODELL

A CRAZED South Carolina sicko has been sentenced to five years in prison, with two years suspended, for raping a horse.  Rodell Vereen, pleaded guilty to raping the horse, 'Sugar', for the second time in two years.
Owner Barbara Kenley became suspicious last July when her horse developed an infection and started to act strangely.  Kenley rigged the stable with CCTV and taped Vereen violating her prized pony. 
 A police source said: "Apparently, he was really fixated on this particular horse. Love might be too strong a word but there was a definite attraction."

NC BEHEADING CRIME SCENE: "AS BAD AS IT GETS"

DECAPITATED

HUGHES

 COPS IN North Carolina have arrested the boyfriend of a missing woman whose mangled decapitated was discovered Wednesday. Detectives arrested David Earle Hughes in the slaying of Patricia Swaim, 49, and have charged him with first-degree murder.
Davie County Sheriff Andy Davie described the crime scene as being "As bad as it gets."

"You don't become immune. You never will become immune to it. You just can't become immune to a case like this," Stokes said.

BOXER BUSTED IN 1981 VEGAS COLD CASE SLAYING

IT may have come 30 years late, but in Nevada justice may finally have been served. Eleanor Walker, mother of a murdered beauty queen Jamey Walker has waited since 1981 for police to tell her three important words: we got him. Still in high school, Jamey, 18, was kidnapped and held for ransom, allegedly by Willie Shannon, before she was thrown to her death off a bridge at Lake Mead.
According to Eleanor Walker, Shannon, a former boxer who was busted in Florida, probably victimized many other women over the course of his twisted life—making her proud of never letting go of the case or

OK. MAN WHO MURDERED GIRL, 8, SPENT NIGHT

ICEY

ROSALIN

THE MAN suspected of murdering an 8-year-old Oklahoma girl shockingly spent the night in the girl's family home. James “Icey” Daukei, 20, was arrested Wednesday about five hours after the body of Rosalin Reynolds was found by her grief-stricken father in a field behind their apartment building.
According to Oklahoma cops, the little girl went missing around 3 a.m. At first they thought she had just wandered away but it soon became clear something more sinister was at play. Rosalin's dad, whose name has not been released, told authorities he saw Daukei run away from his daughter when he

IN PHILLY, EVEN KIDS WHO SHOP AT H & M BRAWL

AHH, Philadelphia. City of Brotherly Love. Well, not exactly. Cheesesteak Town has always had a reputation for being tough and sadistic. Even venturing out for skinny jeans and other cool stuff at that purveyor of all things cool, H & M. Check it out.

LIFE FOR SICKO WHO IMPREGNATED FLA. GIRL, 9

DATILUS

A DISGUSTING pervert who impregnated a nine-year-old who later gave birth to the baby has been sentenced to life in prison.
Fede Datilus sexually battered and made the girl who is of Haitian descent, pregnant while the two were living in Latana, FL.
She carried the baby to term and gave birth when she was just 10-years old.
He father only found out about her pregnancy when he took her clinic and doctors told him the terrible news.
She reluctantly identified Datilus as the man who impregnated her during questioning by investigators and counselors through a Creole translator, according to court records.
He had told her that she would be forced to return to Haiti if she revealed his abuse.