DILDO-N'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT LADY

Classy Lady

THE night started so well -  dinner, an escort home, a man in her bedroom, some wrestling, handcuffs and then bang - dildo attack. 
Cops say Carolee Bildsten, 56, attacked an officer with a sex toy, after he escorted her home.
The night started well, a nice meal and a few drinks at Joe's Crab Shack only for Bildsten to realize she'd left her cash at home. 
So she told the manager she'd go get her money, come back and pay the bill.
But rather than make it home, an officer found her lying down on a patch of grass between the restaurant and her house.

She said she was having difficulty because of being tipsy and having a broken foot, so the kindly copper escorted her home so she could get money for the restaurant.
A few minutes in her house, she said she was rifling through a drawer for money when the officer appeared in her doorway to check on her.
She claims that his presence startled her and scared her, so she reached for the nearest weapon at hand - a clear plastic sex toy.
According to the police officer, she attacked him with the "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device."
But Bildsten said she merely raised the sex toy in a defensive movement. Against what, she did not say.
"I got a little bit afraid," she told The Trib Local.
The intoxicated woman was then wrestled down, cuffed and arrested.
Gurnee Police Department say she could face charges for Assault with a Friendly Weapon.
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