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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

JEROME SMITH UNLIKELY TO CURE CANCER

JUST BECAUSE. Knocking the hell out of the ball in life's big brainy ballpark has always been Jerome Smith's way. Valedictorian. President Debating Club. Mensa member. How do we know? Well, he's tattooed 'Genius' across his forehead. But keep it quiet, see, he's tattooed the Mafia word for silence on his throat: 'Omerta.
OK, we're kidding, he's not really doing his PhD. at MIT as some may suspect. Nor is he designing rocket thrusters at NASA.
He's one of the self-esteem kids except he's been convicted of attempted murder, burglary and drug possession. He was released in 2009 and then was back in jail three months later for heroin trafficking.
Now, he's back in trouble with the law for beating up gal pal Tiera Bryant who's 8 months along. He used a gun. She's asked the judge to drop the charges.

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