NAKED JOYRIDER WASN'T EMBAR-ASS-ED WHEN BUSTED

Butt Officer

NAKED joyriders gave a Nebraska deputy the surprise of his life when he pulled them over late Saturday.
Four naked people in the pickup that he'd just pulled over.
There's no law against driving in the buff, as long you don't alarm people, he picked up the driver for - yes you guessed it - being intoxicated. 
The sheriff's office says the truck wreaked of booze when he approached the vehicle which contained two nude men and two nude women.

 When asked by the deputy what they were doing, one man reportedly answered, "I think we're getting in trouble."

Driver, Nickolus Borgman certainly was and he was cited for driving under
the influence, having an open container in the car, no seat belts and for having too many people in the front seat of his pickup.
It's a good thing there's no law against chafing.