BONEHEAD STONER THOUGHT HE WAS A DOG

NOT THIS DOG

A SEATTLE stoner gave cops paws this week. Cops discovered the unidentified 20-year-old naked and growling like a dog on a porch. Oh, and he claimed to be the devil.
The home owner had called 911 complaining that a naked man was on his porch and "growling like a dog."
By the time cops showed up, the man had walked to the front yard in search of a bone (just kidding.)
The naked man, whom police said was clearly high, screamed that he was the devil and that "everyone was going to die." Cops tried to talk to him but no go and he embarked on a game of keep away.

Finally, officers barked for him to halt, lie down and roll over (again, just kidding.) The canine copier instead screamed and began breaking windows. Cops tasered him. A ruff night indeed.