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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

MEET RODNEY, THE WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINAL

"THE MOST STUPID CRIMINAL I'VE EVER SEEN"
OK. Let's just be upfront about this: Rodney Knight is not going to Harvard. The criminal mastermind's most recent caper was breaking into a home owned by a Washington Post editor. Fair enough. He nicked two laptops, cash and a new coat. Rodney, 19, 0f Arlington, Virginia will not be fleeing the country and living out his days surrounded by bikini-clad beauties in the Caribbean.
But the swaggering arch-criminal--we did mention he's wasn't valedictorian?--got home, used one of the stolen computers and took a photo of himself in the stolen coat, flashing the cash he'd stolen. G.A.N.G.S.T.A! He then posted the picture on the editor's son's Facebook page. Taunting. Now, cops
had a suspect.
Cop Kyle Roe said in disbelief: "I've seen a lot, but this is the most stupid criminal I've ever seen."
Rodney was arrested three weeks later on a gun beef. Then cops saw the helpful photo Rodney had taken and...it's jail!

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