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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

PENIS PUMP JUDGE PINCHED FOR STALKING EX

THE 'Penis Pump' judge is back in action. Ooooooooh, baby! Former Okie Judge Donald Thompson burst into the headlines in 2006 when he was booted from the bench for his "unfitness" to practice. To wit: he was masturbating underneath his judge's robe and often exposed himself AND the astonishing tidbit he was using a penis pump. Jurors even complained of the loud whooshing sound they heard when his 'Honor' was getting ready for action. Now, the hormone-charged former bencher has been arrested for stalking an ex-girlfriend. She didn't like being looked at through binoculars.
And when the cops showed up at his car near her house, guess what? Pants unzipped, trouser snake poised to strike.
We are not making this up.

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