STOLEN SEMEN WAS A LOAD OF BULL: PA. COPS

TALK  about a load of bull - it turns out the cops were simply steered in the wrong direction. 
Let's just say, not much happens in the Sweden Township, Pa, so when the owner of a package containing 1,770 units of the valuable agricultural product - aka bull semen -called up and had a cow about it being missing, cops were happy to investigate.
Grabbing the bull by the horns, investigators, quickly began trying to the track down the box, which had been delivered around three weeks ago. Turns out the people of the Sweden Township can rest easy - there's not thief at all. 

Rather, a UPS driver left the package at the home - but being a responsible employee - then went back to retrieve it, after realizing the package shouldn't have been delivered unless someone signed for it.
Township police Chief Bryan Phelps says the package was in a UPS warehouse and has since been delivered.