FIRED GA. TEACHER PRANCES AROUND SCHOOL NAKED

CRAZY

A TEACHER stripped down and walked around school naked after finding out he'd lost his job, cops say.
During his arrest at Haynie Elementary School in Georgia, a furious Harlon Porter told officers he had reached a "new level of enlightenment" and "he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open."
Luckily, no students were exposed to Porter's "third eye" and had already been dismissed for the day. If Porter had been seen by students he'd be facing child molestation charges instead of public indecency, authorities said according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
Porter apparently had several books in his belongings that appeared to
be on topics such as spirituality and transcendental meditation.
He said he wanted to teach on a new level, "with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm."
It's unlikely however that Porter, who was charged with a misdemeanor and released Wednesday on a $2,000 bond, will be offered a job anytime soon.