NC CROOKS IN DRAG FAIL TO FOOL CLERK (NO. WAY.)

WHAT A DRAG! Two cross-dressing crooks have had warrants issued for their arrest after they stole electronics from a North Carolina truck stop. Needless to say, they didn't fool anyone. Cops say Christopher Long, 28, and Dajuanta Alexander, 21, both of Charlotte, face charges of petty larceny and
criminal conspiracy.
On April 18 the two men in drag entered Love's Travel Plaza and stole a GPS unit and TV/DVD player.

An employee told cops a man in a chic teal dress distracted him by giving him a credit card that wouldn't process while the other man, wearing slimming all black, put the GPS unit in a bag. The electronics were valued at $769.