NM WOMAN BITES OFF BOYFRIEND'S BOTTOM LIP

DO NOT PISS HER OFF

NEVER GIVE Aurelia Reyes any lip. Why, you ask, gentle reader? Well, it seems the 26-year-old La Cruces, New Mexico woman has a wee bit of a temper. Just ask her boyfriend. Cops say that after she and the unidentified 35-year-old had a blistering argument, she flipped out. 
Grabbed beau's head and then bit off his lower lip. Cops found the man with a blood soaked face and missing his lower lip. But lo and behold the lost lip was found outside the couple's apartment door, packed on ice and it's unclear whether docs were able to reattach it. Reyes spent the night at a playground and turned herself in Monday. She was charged with aggravated battery and is being held on $10,000 bond. Love, does indeed, hurt.