STINKY MAN HID IN PORTABLE TOILET AT YOGA FESTIVAL

EURGH

IF they catch him, he will forever be known as "Stinky" or possibly "Weirdo". Quite why he would want to hide in amongst the pee and feces inside a portable toilet tank is unclear but that's exactly what one man did at a Yoga festival in Boulder, CO.
A woman told police she noticed something she thought was a man moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid. Then, after another man spotted the crazy intruder, seemingly covered in tarp, but when he checked he hear the door lock from the inside.
A cop said: "A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw a suspect emerge from the portable toilet. The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces."
The suspect was described as about 20 years old, white, very tall, thin and was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes.
Witnesses told police the suspect had several cuts on his back and legs. The suspect was also wearing leather bracelets on each wrist.