GEORGE HOWARD DRANK BEER, HAD SEX WHILE DRIVING

WE LIKE George E. Howard. There. We said it. The 58-year-old Louisville man faces a slew of charges after being nabbed while driving, drinking a beer and being sexually pleasured. Cops say he was drinking from a can of beer and driving recklessly. A female passenger was bent over with her head between Howards's legs. Good on him. According to WLKY: Police said that upon contact with Howard, he smelled strongly of alcohol, had glassy eyes, was confused and unsteady on his feet, and once out of the vehicle, Howard's pants fell to the ground. Howard told officers he was having sex while driving and had consumed alcohol, according to arrest records. The female passenger was trying to hide beer in her dress, police said.Howard failed several field sobriety tests, police said.Howard was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, reckless driving and second-degree wanton endangerment.