WHAT A SHIT! Cops in Florida have busted a man they suspected has been pooing on the steps of the Ft. King Middle School in Ocala. Cops say the suspected serial defecator Kenneth Martin Sarsony has dropped at least five loads on the school steps in the year. Sarsony told police after he was nabbed that he pooped in front of the classroom because he was in "bad spirits" and "needed help". No kidding. But
detectives wiped this one off the books when he was caught on tape walking up to the steps of the classroom with a roll of wipe Friday. He was busted a few hours later.
"I've been police for 28 years and I've never had a case like this," Ocala police department spokesman
Chas Meir said Friday.
THE POOPING PERP
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