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Thursday, October 20, 2011

STUPID LENNY DYKSTRA PLEADS GUILTY IN DOPEY SCAM

WE THOUGHT WE LOOKED BAD
NAILS has been nailed. Former Mets and Phillies star Lenny 'Stupid Lenny' Dykstra pleaded no contest to three counts of grand theft auto and filing a false financial statement in a harebrained scam he orchestrated. He was released and will be sentenced Jan. 20, 2012 and it could mean up to four years in the big house. In exchange for 48-year-old former all-star's plea, 21 charges against him, including attempted grand theft auto, identity theft, possession of a controlled substance and unauthorized possession of a syringe, will be dismissed at sentencing, according to the statement. What an idiot.
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