RITA DANIELS, 71, BOYTOY, 54, NABBED FOR PUBLIC SEX

IT'S NOT often a 71-year-old woman is referred to as a "chick" let alone getting caught banging in a car. Well, Michigan rarely disappoints. It seems that Rita Daniels, 71, and Tim Adams, 54, hooked up at a bar. They had never met before and apparently didn't know each other's names but that didn't stop them from engaging in hormone-charged hijinks, according to our friends at The Smoking Gun. The pair were both naked in the back seat of our heroine's 2002 Buick Regal when a cop tapped on the window--after noting the heavy duty condensation that had built up-- and asked what they were doing. Adams gave an honest reply: "I'm fucking this chick." MORE FROM THE SMOKING GUN