DILDO-N'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT LADY

Classy Lady

THE night started so well -  dinner, an escort home, a man in her bedroom, some wrestling, handcuffs and then bang - dildo attack. 
Cops say Carolee Bildsten, 56, attacked an officer with a sex toy, after he escorted her home.
The night started well, a nice meal and a few drinks at Joe's Crab Shack only for Bildsten to realize she'd left her cash at home. 
So she told the manager she'd go get her money, come back and pay the bill.
But rather than make it home, an officer found her lying down on a patch of grass between the restaurant and her house.

PEDOPHILE HUNTERS SHATTERING SICKO PARADISE

PERVERTS NOT WELCOME. A new BBC documentary is shedding light on American agents operating in South East Asia that are rounding up sex tourists who prey on children. This is the first of four parts.

THE PAEDOPHILE HUNTERS

MURDEROUS MOTHER: 'THEY WERE MOUTHY'

A TAMPA MOM has done the unthinkable and murdered her two teenage children because "they were mouthy." Evil Julie Schenecker, 50, was found on the back porch of her home drenched on blood.
Cops discovered her son Beau, 13, dead in the family SUV. His sister Calyx, 16, was in an upstairs bedroom. She too was dead. Both had been shot to death.

"She did tell us that they talked back, that they were mouthy," Tampa police spokeswoman Laura McElroy told WTSP. "But I don't think that will ever serve as an explanation to the rest of us of how you could take a child's life."

Schenecker shot Beau on the way to soccer practice, detectives say and then returned

JIHAD JANE SET TO PLEAD GUILTY TO TERROR CHARGES

NOTORIOUS JIHAD sympathizer Colleen LaRose has agreed to plead guilty to four counts of conspiring to support terrorists in a violent jihad.
Using the nomme de guerre of Jihad Jane LaRose was part of a plot to assassinate Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks. Vilks' sin? He depicted the prophet Mohammed with the body of a dog.
But is Jihad Jane cooperating with her sworn enemies? Her lawyer Mark Wilson wouldn't say.

MEET THE CHARLIE SHEEN OF INDONESIA

Saucy!

They didn't do this to Charlie

CHARLIE SHEEN TAKE heart. You could be Nazril 'Ariel' Irham--one of Indonesia's biggest pop stars. Poor Nazril was sentenced to 3 1/2 years in prison Monday after his hormone-charged sex tapes found their way onto the Internet. Yes, Charlie, it is considered a crime in some corners of the world: particularly Muslim nations like, say, Indonesia.
Liberals in Indonesia claim he's suffered enough but the old reliable hard-liners believe he's contributed to his country's morale decline. The tapes were of Nazril and best gal pal

THE DRUG COPS WERE ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

It's a conspiracy

THIS TIME it really was the government! A conspiracy enthusiast who produced a documentary alleging 9/11 was an inside has been busted for selling heroin. Cops in upstate New York said Korey Rowe, 27, and a Bronx man, 19, were busted by undercover cops for selling heroin.
He was arraigned Friday on a single count of selling a controlled substance. He was released on $10,000 bail.
An army veteran of the fighting in iraq and Afghanistan, he was the producer of 2006 documentary called Loose Change 9/11: An American Coup that questioned the official version of the 9/11 terror attacks.

MINOT MASSACRE'S "CHILLING" KILLER STILL ON LOOSE

Murder Scene

A TWISTED killer who left a mother, her two children and her boyfriend dead  in a "chilling" shooting remains at large on Sunday Authorities said.
The small town of Minot, North Dakota was left horrified by the deaths, which saw a single shooter target and blast Sabrina Zephier, 19 in a small apartment.
Her boyfriend Jeremy Longie, 22, and family13-year-old Dylan Zephier, and Jolene Zephier, 38 were also found dead at a nearby trailer park.    
Captain Dan Strandberg of the Minot Police Department said: "This is a particularly chilling case. We have not made an arrest and we are working down our leads and evidence,"

FOR SWINDLER IT'S HAIR TODAY - GONE TOMORROW

Hair Brained

A SERIAL conman who claimed his yogurt substance was the fountain of youth, is today behind bars for scamming investors and using the money to fund a lavish lifestyle.

Joseph Fox Batista told people that he could reverse visible signs of aging, regrow hair on balding people and even turn grey hair dark again.

The 55-year-old claimed that his process, which the well known natural enzyme telomerase entered the body through yogurt enzymes, would revolutionize the skin care industry.

But now he's behind bars, accused of scamming his yogurt cream investors and spending their money on a luxury apartment, fancy dinners, alcohol, and, one victim says, drugs.

MURDERED PRISON OFFICER RAISED SAFETY CONCERNS

Strangled by this monster

A FEMALE corrections officer who was strangled in the chapel of a Washington state prison over the weekend had raised concerns about being the sole guard on duty before her death. 
Jayme Biendl, 34, was strangled with a microphone cord, by an inmate believed to be a male, serving a life sentence without parole for first-degree rape and kidnapping in 1997.
The man who's name has not been released by authorities. was reported missing during a routine count at 9:14 p.m. Saturday at Monroe Correctional Complex, about 30 miles northeast of Seattle.