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Thursday, February 24, 2011

PIG DECAPITATED BECAUSE OF REDNECK BREAKUP

MEET Ashley Fowler, who was so pig sick that her friend got dumped by the redneck in this video that she decapitated his piglets:



Police haven't said anything about a motive, but this loser guy who is apparently one of the owners of the pigs is saying the woman was allegedly retaliating over a breakup.

PRIEST STALKING GRANNY BUSTED

Pest
A PRIEST stalking granny who "made monkey faces" at men of the cloth has been busted by Florida Cops. 
Dorothy Jones Scalise, 70,  has made life a misery for a number a number of clergymen over the years, but the current apple of her eye is 93-year-old Father Edward Konopka.
Father Konopka said Scalise  frequently gets tossed out of Catholic churches.
He said: "She would go to the organ and take over the organ, or she would sit in the second or fourth pew and make monkey faces.
He added: "She's getting ready for something to end this thing. She's been in every parish on University and kicked out of the parish. They carry her out like a sack of potatoes. Between us, she's out to do something, this is the end."
Konopka added that he would have to avoid Scalise, as he exited his apartment in the mornings. 

FORMER UFC CHAMP GETS 25 FOR RAPE

Ultimate Loser
FORMER UFC welterweight champion Jeremy Jackson has been sentenced to 25-years for repeatedly raping his ex-girlfriend during a botched robbery attempt.Jackson, who also starred in "The Ultimate Fighter 4" broke into her house and attempted to rob it.
But when she caught him, he held her down and raped her twice. 
Ventura county prosecutor Thomas Dunlevy said there was ample evidence to convict him of his crimes, including surveillance footage and a recorded call between Jackson and his ex-girlfriend in which the fighter admits to planning the attack.
According to the The Ventura County Star there also were also a series of text messages to the victim of an erratic and threatening nature.
During her testimony, the victim said Jackson had threatened, intimidated and raped her on June 28, 2008. She said Jackson put a gun to her head, which prosecutors say was a BB gun.
Arrested in June 2008 he was originally charged with seven felony

RAPIST TRIED TO HIRE HITMAN ON FACEBOOK

A RAPIST who tired to hire a hitman on Facebook to kill his petrified victim has been sent down.
Corey Christian Adams, 19, met his intoxicated victim at a party and offered to drive her home, when she blacked out. 
She woke to find Adams allegedly cutting her pants leg of with a knife and raping her, even though she told him “no.”
But when the brave girl reported the incident to police, and borough Detective Stan Billie instituted a series of taped telephone calls between Adams and the woman.

JURY WANTS DEATH FOR DELAWARE COP KILLER

SPICER AND DAUGHTER
DEATH
A JURY wants a Delaware cop killer to get the needle. The jury deliberated for two hours before recommending that Derrick Powell, 24, of Cumberland, Maryland take the journey on the gurney. Powell shot to death Patrolman Chad Spicer in his police cruiser in 2009. Powell and two other suspects were fleeing a drug heist gone awry. Cops say Powell shot at a drug dealer he was trying to rob outside a fast food restaurant. Defence said he shouldn't be executed because he is brain-damaged and the "victim of chronic child abuse."

WOMAN SCRAMBLES RIVAL AT MASS. DENNY'S

DON'T GET in the way of a girl and her Denny's Grand Slam. Things quickly unraveled at a Denny's in Chicopee, Massachusetts and these two women went at it. Not much more to say.

COMPLICATIONS FOR "KIDNEY SISTERS"

Sisters
THE Kidney sister convicts who were released from prison so one could give her kidney to the other have had a "complication" in their treatment.
The planned organ transplant cannot take place in until Gladys - who is giving up her kidney - quits smoking and she loses a combined 160lbs with her sister Jamie 
The pair had served 16 years of their life sentences for a robbery when they were released by Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour on the condition of their freedom that Gladys give a kidney to Jamie, who suffers from kidney failure.
Gladys had volunteered to do so.
Jamie Scott said Wednesday that a doctor said she has to lose

IS THAT A CHAINSAW IN YOUR POCKET? OR.......

Oh Dear.
Painful
HE wasn't happy to see them, he genuinely was trying to conceal a stolen chainsaw in his trousers.
Cops say that instead of trying a grab it and run Anthony Black, who suprisingly enough appeared intoxicated at the time, came up with a more cunning plan to get away with the deadly saw. 
Taking it down from the wall he shoved it into his pants and tried to walk out as if nothing had happened. 
But while some shop staff thought he was handicapped, others were more suspicious of his noticeable waddle.

JUDGE EASES RHIANNA'S RESTRAINING ORDER

Classy
Injured
R&B douchebag star Chris Brown has had his restraining order from Rhianna reduced from 50 to 10 yards after a judge downgraded it. 
The 21-year-old singer, who bit, beat and threw his ex-girlfriend from his car will now be able to stand nearer to her at industry events as long as he does not harass, threaten, assault or track her movements.
Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg commended Brown and his progress but said she would have never considered removing the stay-away provisions without Rhianna's consent and until Brown completed domestic violence

JUDGE TO LINDSAY: YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL

JAILBOUND?
LINDSAY Lohan will go to jail again unless she is acquitted at her theft trial, a judge warned yesterday. 
"If you plead in front of me, you are going to jail, period," L.A County Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz told Lohan during a hearing.
The troubled Mean Girls star was offered a plea deal by prosecutors, the terms of which were not disclosed, for the theft a $2500 necklace from a jewelry store.
 The judge told her:  "I get the impression you're not going to accept the DA's offer," adding that she would go to jail if she pleads guilty or no contest to the theft. 
Once again her lawyer Shawn Holley had said she would welcome a plea but only if it did not involve jail time.   
He told a previous hearing: "Ms. Lohan maintains her innocence, and now