CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S BOOZE-A-RAMMA ENDS IN JAIL

STILL DIRRTY?

AN X-TREMELY hammered Christina Aguilera was detained for her safety after her latest fling was busted on suspicion of drunk driving, California cops say. The 30-year-old one-time, present and future dirrty girl was a passenger in a car stopped in early morning hours.

"The driver, Matthew Rutler, was determined to be driving while under the influence of alcohol and arrested," a press release from the LA County Sheriffs said.

Seems the "Beautiful" bodacious bottle blonde was plastered too and, in the polite words of the PO-LICE "not capable of taking care of herself" but was "very cooperative, not belligerent in any way."
Technically, X-Tina, who recently divorced unattractive record executive

WHY STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T OWN GUNS

ALLEN JONES

RESPONSIBLE ONE

A CRAZY shooting ended up with two members of the same family injured in what cops are calling an "bizarre accident."
Walking back to his house Allen Jones took his fell over with his .40 handgun blasting himself in the leg.
But when his Aleisha who came to his aid their two-year-old son ran out with her picked up the weapon and brandished it at them.
As his mother struggled to get the gun from him, he shot her in the neck.
Cops think the boy probably thought it was toy.  
Major Anthony Lowery of Alabama's where else Baldwin County Sheriff's said: "The story sounds a little bizarre perhaps.

TAXI TO JAIL: BANK ROBBER HIRES GETAWAY CAB

WHERE YA GOIN'?

A CRAZY robber held up a bank and used a taxi as a getaway car according to Pittsburgh cops.
Arriving in the PNC branch in the cab he allegedly told the driver to wait outside while he went insider and then give him a ride when he came out.
What he didn't tell him was that he was going to hold it up.
Seemingly without a care in The World he casually handed a note to the teller, saying he had a gun and wanted money, which the teller duly handed over.
After that he got back in the cab and told the driver, who was

INDY MAN SUES STRIP JOINT FOR FLYING STILETTO

A LIKENESS OF JAKE

THAT shoe hurt! An open-mouthed stage-door Johnny and an overzealous stripper can be a recipe for disaster. Just ask ill-fated Jake Quagliaroli, 34, of Indianapolis. Our Jake was peaceably enjoying a performance at PT's Showclub--a strip joint--in Lawrence, Indiana when tragedy struck and he was hit in the mouth by a shoe flying off a dancer's foot.

"He was hit by a stiletto with a very solid heel. When he was hit, he was bleeding from the mouth," said Jonathan Little, Quagliaroli's mouthpiece.

The shoe came off during a pole dance hitting Jake in the face minutes after getting money out of an ATM.

TWO WOMEN BUSTED IN GRUESOME GALLUP SLAYING

LARITA SMITH

GALLUP, New Mexico cops have arrested two women in the grisly slaying of Colleen Lincoln, 18, following the sickening discovery of bones and a fractured skull.
Cops say Lincoln had been missing since before the Christmas holidays but her remains were only discovered in a wash Feb. 16. Charged are Larita Smith, 21, and a 17-year-old minor.
Detectives believe Lincoln was lured to a popular drinking spot by three women where they tried to rob her.

“At this time, we have two of the young females in custody," Chief Deputy District Attorney James Bierly said.  "We're still searching for the third and hope to have her in custody before too long."

Detectives say the trio wanted Lincoln’s shoes, money and cell phone and

LAW & ORDER STALKER'S JAIL VOW: I'LL KILL MYSELF

'I LOVE HER'

TERRORIZED

THE STALKER of Law & Order star Kathryn Erbe has vowed to kill himself if he is sent to prison. Obsessed Charles Nagel of Philadelphia will undergo a full psychiatric evaluation--good idea!--to determine his headspace. A letter from the troubled man was given to Brooklyn Federal Judge Jack Weinstein. His wife, Fay Weyman, told the New York Daily News he made the comment under stress.
She explained: ""That if he had to go to jail he'd kill himself."

FEDS LAUNCH BLITZ FOR ELUSIVE EAST COAST RAPIST

COPS ARE launching a massive manhunt to bring to justice the elusive "East Coast Rapist." The twisted sicko has attacked at least 12 women--probably more--and eluded capture for at least 14 years. Aided by local police departments the FBI is beginning a massive media blitz in states from Virginia to Connecticut. A trio of composites will appear on billboards and the images can also be seen on Facebook, Twitter and a new  WEBSITE here.

ESPN STAR'S WIFE: "I'M NOT A VICTIM OF ABUSE"

ESPN star writer Howard Bryant can breathe easy: his wife is standing by him. The author and talking head was arrested and charged in what cops call "a violent domestic attack" outside a Massachusetts pizza shop.

But Veronique Bryant tells the Boston Herald: “I’m not a victim of abuse — never been. Not now. Not ever. They (cops) immediately started to use force on Howard. They didn’t even ask what was going on. We were sitting in the car together and there was not a fight going on at that moment. The witnesses overreacted."

Bryant, 42, pleaded not guilty to domestic assault and battery, assault and battery on a police officer and resisting arrest. He was released on personal

MARNI YANG JURORS CAN SEE GRUESOME PIX

MURDER

AN ILLINOIS judge has ruled on a number of key components in the sensational Marni Yang murder trial set to begin today in Lake County. AMONG THEM:
* A claim that ex-Bear Shaun Gayle pushed his pregnant girlfriend weeks before her 2007 slaying won’t be presented.
* Judge Christopher Stride also ruled the jury won't hear that Gayle pressured gal pal Rhoni Reuter to have abortions in two prior pregnancies.
* Stride did allow jurors to see photos of Reuters "bullet-riddled unborn daughter."
* According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Stride also again denied requests that Yang, 43, be allowed to wear makeup during the trial and have her long, graying hair cut and dyed.
Her attorneys have contended that her appearance otherwise makes her look

RATS! PIZZA BOSS TERRORIZES RIVAL WITH VERMIN

THE SUSPECT

HENCHMAN

OH, AND HOLD the mice. That could be the desperate order for one Pennsylvania pizza parlor pooh bah. In a bizarre case that cops are calling "food terrorism"  it's not hard to see why.
Investigators in Upper Darby, PA. say Nikolas Galiatsatos, 47, owner of Nina's Bella Pizzeria walked into arch-rival Verona Pizza carrying a bag. He asked to used the washroom.
But when Fanis Facas, the owner went to check he found tiny footprints

FACEBOOK SCAMMERS POSING AS DEAD SOLDIERS

FACEBOOK scammers are stealing the identities of dead soldiers and using them to scam victims for cash in a disgusting new scheme.
The swindlers set up fake profiles, some using stolen photo's and then they contact their victims - mainly vulnerable women.
After gaining their trust they then ask for money, often pretending to be in bad situation's to tug on the heartstrings even more.
Some women have lost tens of thousands of dollars, in one case $25,000 as a result of these schemes, although authorities fear that the reported crimes may well be just the tip of the iceberg.
Web security expert Alex Burke said: "Who wouldn't respond to someone claiming to a serviceman who said: "I just want to talk.

JAYCEE DUGARD'S CAPTORS GIVE FULL CONFESSIONS

Duggard

THE Twisted couple who kept Jaycee Dugard as a sex slave for almost 20-years have given full confessions to authorities their lawyer has revealed. 
Phillip and Nancy Garrido  answered dozens of questions about the 18-years they held the girl in what amounted to a: "full confession," when questioned by cops last month. 
The revelation came as prosecutors and defense lawyers have opened negotiations on a possible plea deal with the defendants that would avert the need for a trial.
Attorney Stephen Tapson, who represents defendant Nancy Garrido said: "Essentially they confessed to kidnapping and told where all the bodies are buried."
They acknowledged snatching Dugard, then 11, from a South Lake Tahoe street then answered dozens of questions about the 18 years they spent with her and

RFK ASSASSIN "CAN'T REMEMBER" KILLING CANDIDATE

Sirhan Today

RFK

THE man who shocked the World when he gunned down RFK is expected to tell his latest parole board hearing that he "can't remember" the killing. Sirhan Bishara Sirhan changed the course of American history when he unloaded his pistol into the popular senator  moments after he'd claimed victory in the California presidential primary.
But now the man who once said he committed "with 20 years of malice aforethought," is expected to say again that he can't remember the crime.

His attorney William F. Pepper, the man who also represented Martin Luther

QUACK GOT MOMS TO MOLEST KIDS AS 'THERAPY'

Enjoy prison

A DISGUSTING fake psychologist persuaded mothers across America to sexually assault their kids as a form of therapy, then send him the images of the attacks, cops say.
Posing as Dalton St Clair, Steven Demink targeted single mothers, telling them that sexual acts with their kids would help their development.
Then he got them to e-mail the disgusting images or stream the abuse online of the abuse on the kids who's ages range from three to 15 online.

DEADLY DOCTOR GETS LIFE IN REVENGE BOMBING

Dr Death

A DEADLY doctor who bombed the Arkansas Medical Board's chief in a near fatal revenge attack has been been sentenced to life behind bars.
Furious that he'd been banned from prescribing drugs Randeep Mann attached a huge explosive device to Dr. Trent Pierce's car outside his West Memphis home.
The massive blast failed to kill his intended target but left him blind in one eye and with limited vision in the other, and deaf in one ear.
The force of the bomb also severed his olfactory nerve, taking away his sense of smell.
Pierce who continues to be Medical Board chief said Mann had carried out his attack in: "Revenge for decisions I participated in on the Medical Board," adding that he aimed at intimidating other members.
He added: "People who serve the common good should have no fear."