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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

PIZZA MAN BOMB PLOTTER COLLARED FOR LIFE

Does my bomb look big in this?
A WOMAN who was part of the group which strapped a bomb onto a pizza delivery driver and forced him to rob a bank, only for it to explode has been sentenced to 20-years for her part of the plot.
Back in 2003 the group strapped a bomb collar around 46-year-old Brian Wells' neck and told him to demand cash from an Erie PA bank.
He walked out with almost $9000 but as he waited for the bomb squad to arrive the metal device exploded, killing him instantly.
As part of the five strong team which came up with the complex plan Marjorie Diehl-Armstrong, of Erie has now been was convicted on charges of armed bank robbery, conspiracy and using a destructive device in a crime of violence.
Although she denied her role in the crime, Assistant U.S. Attorney Marshall Piccinini said she was involved "up to her eyeballs."

ANTI-GAY REV. BUSTED FOR PUBLIC MASTURBATION

GRAND MARSHAL
AN ANTI-GAY New Orleans pastor who has crusaded against masturbation and called it "immoral" has been arrested for...you guessed it! Masturbating in a public park in the Big Easy.
Grant Storms who uses a bullhorn to protest at gay festivals in the bayou was arrested Friday when two horrified women spotted him doing his business in his van.
The witness-who had kids in tow--spotted the "Christian Patriot" with "his zipper down" and performing a sex act. Storms, 53, tried to cover up but cops were called and another hypocrite exposed. At first the pullin' pastor said he was having a pee but then fessed up to doing the dirty.
Storms always protests Southern Decadence, a three-day gay festival in the French Quarter. He refers to the event as "depraved."

DRACULA DISMEMBERMENT MONSTER GUILTY

GRISLY: A mask was found near the body parts of a man allegedly killed by Dmitriy Yakovlev (above).
MEET MONSTER
UPDATE: A Brooklyn  federal jury found Dmitriy Yakovlev, 43, guilty of the murders and identity thefts of Irina Malezhik and Viktor Alekseyev. The remains of Malezhik, a Russian-language translator were never found; Alekseyev disappeared in December 2005, and his body was found in New Jersey in 2006.
Yakovlev was also found guilty of stealing the identity of a third Brooklyn resident, Michael Klein, who disappeared in November 2003.MORE FROM CNN

A BROOKLYN man accused of the so-called Dracula murders will soon learn his fate. A jury has begun deliberations in the trial of Russian immigrant Dmitriy Yakovlev who is accused of killing two people and stealing their identities. When they were dead, Yakovlev would loot their assets.

COFFEE TIME CHAOS AS WOMAN DRIVES INTO STORE

BOY did she need her caffeine fix:


So much so that Joan Herrity, 42, came smashing into this shop just outside of Boston, crashing into soda machines and tearing down the rear wall. 
Amazingly no one was injured in the early morning minivan raid, but staff were somewhat shocked by the incident.
Cohasset police Lt. William Quigley who has not pressed charges yet said Herrity: "Was attempting to apply the brakes and it just wasn't happening,"
He added that they have seized the minivan as evidence and specialists will look at it to see if there are issues with the brakes.

TENNESSEE BODY IS MURDERED OHIO SENIOR: COPS

STILL LOOKING FOR GLADIS
ACCUSED KILLER
COPS say a body discovered near Chattanooga, Tennessee is that of a missing elderly Ohio man. Investigators have frantically been searching for Richard Russell, 84, and his wife Gladis, 85, since the couple vanished more than a week ago. Dental

ROSEANNE BARR DRIVING PEOPLE NUTS - AGAIN

Nuts
CHUBBY comedienne Roseanne Barr is driving authorities nuts by digging dirt on her Hawaii macadamia nut farm.
The multi-millionairess, who recently announced plans to appear on a Lifetime reality show set on the property has been creating trials on the 46-acre spread.   
But Hawaii County says illegal work was done and a grading permit is needed to move more than 100 cubic yards of earth.
Neighbor Roree Oehlman says all-terrain vehicle trails have been bulldozed on Barr's property in Honokaa and She filed a complaint about the work "in the interest of public safety."
It is not known whether Barr has responded.

MEET RODNEY, THE WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINAL

"THE MOST STUPID CRIMINAL I'VE EVER SEEN"
OK. Let's just be upfront about this: Rodney Knight is not going to Harvard. The criminal mastermind's most recent caper was breaking into a home owned by a Washington Post editor. Fair enough. He nicked two laptops, cash and a new coat. Rodney, 19, 0f Arlington, Virginia will not be fleeing the country and living out his days surrounded by bikini-clad beauties in the Caribbean.
But the swaggering arch-criminal--we did mention he's wasn't valedictorian?--got home, used one of the stolen computers and took a photo of himself in the stolen coat, flashing the cash he'd stolen. G.A.N.G.S.T.A! He then posted the picture on the editor's son's Facebook page. Taunting. Now, cops

NO SECRETS: JAMES ARTHUR RAY'S TRIAL BEGINS

The lodge
Killer?
SELF help guru and author of The Secret, James Arthur Ray faced court for the first time yesterday for the manslaughter of three people in an Arizona sweat lodge.
Ray told participants that they would find spiritual enlightenment in the lodge -- made of willow trees and branches, and covered with tarpaulins and blankets.
Instead Kirby Brown, 38, James Shore, 40, and  Lizbeth Marie Neuman, 49 died and a further 15 fell ill after entering the entering the extremely hot lodge which had stones in the middle that Ray poured water on.   

MAD MARNI DENIED MURDER TRIAL MAKEOVER

BAT-SHIT CRAZY
HOTTY
MAD Marni Yang was denied a makeover for her murder trial yesterday, where she stands accused of   killing ex-Chicago Bear Shaun Gayle's pregnant gal pal.
Lawyer's for the 43-year-old claimed: "She looks frankly like a crazy woman," because of graying hair which now reaches down to her waist. "Her appearance has declined," legal eagle William Hendrick said while also who also wants his client to be allowed to wear make-up.
But Windy City Judge Christopher Stride denied the request saying he didn't think she looked unkempt, adding her behavior in court had been exemplary. 
“If having gray hair means you are crazy," he said