SICKO'S KIDDIE PORN COLLECTION 'MIND BOGGLING'

HOLY SHIT! Did this creep do ANYTHING with his life but look at child porn? How would one even begin to sift through 176,000 images plus 5,000 vids of kiddie porn. Well, a Fairfield County, Ohio Uber Creep gave it the old college try. Cops say Richard Wood pleaded guilty to three counts of creating child pornography.
Cops started looking at the old sicko who lived next to a park in Baltimore, Ohio where investigators believe he lured young boys into his twisted web by plying them with smokes and treats. That's when they found twisted monster's library of depravity.

IS THAT A SHRIMP IN YOUR POCKET......

HE definitely wasn't happy to see the store security guard who challenged him for the fishy crime of stuffing a bag of shrimp down his pants.
So Brain McDaniel tried to fight him off, but hampered by the frozen crustaceans in his trousers was eventually subdued in the store car park in the Dover, PA township.
Cops quickly arrived to pick up the fishy shoplifter who was caught with the help of a bystander.
The guard sustained minor injuries, but it's not known if McDaniel, who is being held on bail has any injuries or frostbite. 
He is being held on $10,000 bail.  

SLAIN WIFE'S LAST WORDS: 'YOU CAN'T EVEN SHOOT'

ELAINE McCall got the last word but sometimes actions speak louder than said words. Just ask her husband David. According to cops in Wakefield, Mass. the volatile couple's miserable marriage finally came to an end Monday. The trigger? Elaine told him she would no longer cook or clean.
As the couple--Elaine is 69 and Dave is 72--fought yet again, something snapped in Dav and he got out his Glock and fired it at her. He missed. She laughed.
"You can't even shoot," she chuckled at Dave. On the second shot, he didn't miss and her body fell to the floor. He then tried to kill himself

SEX SLAVE PROBE SNARES ATLANTA DRAG QUEEN

LIFE can be a drag for a queen. Particularly when you're pinched for human trafficking. Police have arrested a popular Atlanta drag queen for his role in trafficking of a minor for sex, sexual expolitation oif a child, pandering by compulsion etc. etc. Seems Pasha Nicole--real name Christopher Thomas Lynch--and his roommate, male stripper Steven Donald Lemery, 35, (charged with similar offences plus child molestation and a litany of other nasty child sex charges) were involved in some pretty foul stuff.

"Most of the victims were runaways or easy targets," a law enforcement official told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, adding that the suspects

THREE ARRESTED IN UTAH CRUCIFIXION MURDER

COPS in Utah have arrested three people in the sickening torture murder of a disabled mother. According to detectives, Christina Harms' body was discovered tied in the shape of a crucifix in her home in Kearns. They believe Kearns, 22, was the victim of a disturbing bondage torture that led to her death. Horrifyingly, her 2-year-old child was in the home at the time of the killing. Cops have arrested Kearns’ caretaker, Cassandra Shepard, 27, Shepard’s mother Sherrie Lynn Beckering, 50, and stepfather Dale Beckering, 53 who have all been charged for domestic violence.

FAILED MATHS STUDENT TRIED TO OFF PROF

CRAP-SHOT

A MATHS student who was upset about failing has admitted that he tried to off his prof.
Upset about his grade Jason. M. Hamilton blasted two shots at professor, Tatyana Kravchuk as she took a class at Northern Virginia College.
But he clearly hadn't been paying attention in class as he got his angles all wrong.
His first shot hit a blackboard behind her and she quickly ducked under her desk, while his second hit a wall behind her.
Even he described the shots to cops as as flying "way over her head."   
His rifle malfunctioned as he prepared to pull the trigger for the third time. 
Cops found Hamilton sitting in a chair outside the classroom, where he told them: "I am the shooter," as they approached.
Prince William Police Det. Brian Cavanaugh described Hamilton as quiet

FOUL PLAY POSSIBLE IN DOC'S DISAPPEARANCE: COPS

COPS suspect foul play in the bizarre disappearance of an Indiana eye doctor.  Dr. Promila Mehta-Paul, 70, and who always told co-workers and family where she was, left her Highland office last Monday at 5 p.m. and hasn't been seen since. Surveillance footage shows her later driving away from a First Financial Bank where she made a deposit every day. Missing from her home, however, were her 2001 gold Toyota Rav4 and her son’s California license plate. Chillingly, there has been no activity on the doctor’s cell phone or credit cards since she was last seen. Cops sought Mehta-Paul’s children for questioning and initially had trouble locating one of the sons, whom she was living with before she disappeared.
Linda Grayson, an intern for the doctor said: “Nothing out of the ordinary,

GIRL, 13, GETS 20 YEARS FOR KILLING PARENTS

BUTCHERED

SHE hatched a plan with her boyfriend to kill her mother and stepfather. At just 12-years-old she watched as her boyfriend, just 13 himself, carried out the chillingly cold blooded execution.
Darlene Nevil, 46, didn't stand a chance, as the boy kicked in her bedroom door of their Dallas, TX home and shot her in the back of her head.
Then he pumped her husband Alan, also 46, with four bullets but astonishingly, he lived for 16 days and implicated his baby faced assassins before he died.
Cops quickly picked up the conniving pair and earlier this year the 13-year-old boyfriend and accomplice was sentenced to 28 years earlier this year.
Now the girl, who moved in with the pair after having problems with her father in Ohio will serve at least 20 for her part in the vicious crime. 
Alan's sister Fran Nevil Cawley told the girl in her victim impact statement: "We welcomed you with open arms, but it’s one lie after another for you.

KILLER FLA. PARENTS MAY FACE DATE WITH NEEDLE

TWO FLORIDA parents may face a date with the needle for killing their kids. Carmen and Jorge Barahona allegedly killed their daughter, 10, and have been charged with first-degree murder. The child's body was found in the back of her dad's truck. The Barahonas are also being slapped with 16 charges of child abuse and neglect. As if the picture couldn’t get more disgusting, necrophilia appears to have been tossed into the mix. The father is charged with mutilation and abuse of the daughter’s body.They have pleaded not guilty.Previously the gruesome twosome got in hot water when callers reported that the daughter and her twin were bound and locked in bathrooms for long periods of time. Despite these complaints, Florida’s Department of Children and Families allowed the twins to remain with the Barahonas. Go figure.
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SHE'S Grade A crazy if this is anything to go by.
Honor student Rachel Hachero pistol whipped her mother then threatened to kill her in order to get a sports car, Cops say.
Last Thursday she called her mom Linda from a car dealership and asked her to co-sign for the vehicle. When she refused, Rachel's big brain quite simply couldn't cope, so she went back to their Fort Myers FLA home with a 9mm.
After pistol whipping her mom, she pointed it at her head and told her that they were going to the dealership, demanding that her mother sign for the car, Lee County Sheriff's report. So the pair went back to Sutherlin Nissan, where, with little choice in the matter, Linda signed for the 2004 black Nissan 350Z.
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BAD BARRY BONDS THREATENED BEHEADING: MISTRESS

CHEAT?

BAD baseball legend Barry Bonds threatened to cut off his mistress's head and leave it in a ditch because of his rampant steroid abuse, a court heard yesterday. 
Kimberly Bell tearfully testified that the slugger also threatened to "tear out my breast implants because he had paid for them," and that he had admitted to taking the performance enhancing drugs during their nine year relationship.
Her explosive testimony prosecutor's say, proves that the former Giants star lied about steroid abuse during grand jury testimony in 2003, when the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative was being investigated.
The head of the company pleaded guilty to supplying pro athletes with the drug. 
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