HEARTLESS PITTSBURGH TEEN ROBS DYING USHER

A HEARTLESS Pittsburgh teenager robbed a PNC Park usher as the man was dying from a fatal heart attack. Michael Schacht, 58, was found face down at 1 a.m. April 9. Now, cops in Steelertown have charged the 17-year-old coldhearted headcase with felony robbery and theft. They are not charging the unidentified thug

VA. SLAY PROBE: GIRL WAS CAGED, EATING HERSELF

THIS IS as about as sick as you can get. Cops in Virginia discovered a young girl caged and trying to eat herself because she was so malnourished and living in a makeshift cage. Pretty bad. Gets worse. The girl's blond-hair was matted and filled with knots. She wore just a diaper and t-shirt and was eating flakes of dried skin off her body.

KIDNAPPED HOLLY BOBO'S FAMILY PLEADS FOR INFO

KIDNAPPED Tennessee nursing student Holly Bobo's heartbroken family are making another desperate plea for any information that might bring her home. Detectives have clues but are being tight-lipped on whether they hold any clues to the pretty 20-year-old blonde's whereabouts.
Holly--cousin of country star Whitney Duncan--was snatched April 13 by a man dressed in camouflage.
"We're running leads and talking to people," John Mehr, special agent in charge of the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation in Jackson, told the Jackson Sun.

NM WOMAN BITES OFF BOYFRIEND'S BOTTOM LIP

DO NOT PISS HER OFF

NEVER GIVE Aurelia Reyes any lip. Why, you ask, gentle reader? Well, it seems the 26-year-old La Cruces, New Mexico woman has a wee bit of a temper. Just ask her boyfriend. Cops say that after she and the unidentified 35-year-old had a blistering argument, she flipped out. 
Grabbed beau's head and then bit off his lower lip. Cops found the man with a blood soaked face and missing his lower lip. But lo and behold the lost lip was found outside the couple's apartment door,

VINNY GORGEOUS WHACKED WANNABE OVER JOB

A WANNABE goodfella had a bullseye painted on his back after he botched an excavation job at the mansion of mob boss Vincent (Vinny Gorgeous) Basciano. According to the New York Daily News, a mob canary testified that Randolph Pizzolo forgot to hook up the French drains at the metrosexual mobster's Bronx palace.
Dominick Cicale testified in Brooklyn Federal Court: "Vinny was very angry, especially because one of the houses was his. Then bricklayers made a mess of the white brick. It was horrible; Vinny had a fit."

CELEBRITY REHAB'S ANDY DICK IN BOOZE-A-RAMMA

 SHOWBIZ curiosity, (the aptly named) Andy Dick has been busted for the 7 billionth time on a booze related matter.
This time, the "comedian" and recent graduate of "Celebrity Rehab" was arrested at a southern California restaurant for making a drunken scene. Cops were called. They came. Booze had conquered Dick-head.
Cops said: "Mr. Dick displayed the objective symptoms associated with alcohol intoxication, and he was unable to care for his own safety." He was taken into police custody for public intoxication.

CHICAGO CHATLINE KILLER'S MOM: "HE'S INNOCENT"

INNOCENT?

THE mom of the notorious "Chatline Killer" who allegedly killed three teenage girls after meeting them on telephone chatlines has claimed her son is innocent. 

Esther Pierce claimed that the devil was at work and she is trusting in God that her son, Sonny, didn't murder and dump the bodies in alleyways around Chicago. 

She told the Chicago Sun Times" “The devil is alive. Hear the truth, world, we’re dealing with an injustice! Hear the truth! Me, the church and our family are praying for Sonny. It’s all in God’s hands. God knows the truth."

Pierce, 27, was charged with the murders of Kiara Windom, of

CATFIGHT OVER PUSSY'S WELFARE GIVES COPS PAWS

CLAWS came out and the fur definitely flew as two women got into a fight over the welfare of a cat, cops said. Astonished cops arrived to find Ashley Lewis, 21 and Julie Guglielmo, 20 scratching, hissing and rolling around as they scrapped like cat and well, cat.
The screaming, yelling pair had to be pulled off each other and thrown into cage in Hackettstown, PA, to calm down.

REALLY GETS HIS GOAT: "DRUGS" LED TO SLAUGHTER

BAA-KING MAD

HE was caught half naked in women's underwear, surrounded by a pool of blood from the dead goat that he'd cruelly slaughtered and yes you've guessed it - he was high as a kite on drugs.
Mark Thompson told cops he'd been been smashed on bath salts for three days, which he blamed for the mean killing of his neighbor's pet.
Deputies went to Thompson's Charleston, W.Va home after a neighbor, Lisa Powers, called 911 claiming Thompson had murdered her grandson's pet pygmy goat.
Thompson then fled to some nearby woods before they could arrive, police said but he later returned and told police he had been high on

MASKED MARAUDER PREYS ON FLA. GOLF COURSE

THIEF

HIS attire is that of the classic thief - a black mask and black and white stripy clothes. And for a while the elusive robber got away with his purse theft on the exclusive south Florida golf course.
But when authorities finally found out who was responsible they didn't have to go far, because his hideout was right there - in the bushes.
Groundskeepers at Vero Beach's Sandbridge Golf Club were stunned to the thief who is sneaking purses and stealing golf balls from bags is in fact a raccoon.
The furry bandit was stashing his pilfered goods and when officials

PEEPING TOM: "I THOUGHT I'D GET AWAY WITH IT"

JEEPERS PEEPERS

AN astonished peeping tom told cops he was amazed to be busted because he'd "done it several times" before, "and never got caught."
Miffed Milton Sisalima lay in wait in women's public bathrooms and then snapped them with his phone camera when they undressed so he could pleasure himself.
But after the Ecuadorian native was caught by in the White Plains, NY Galleria Mall he not only admitted his crime but implicated himself in many more. The 24-year-old said: "I really thought I was going to get away with it because I've done it several times in the same bathroom and have even done it about six times in the women's bathroom in Walmart—and never got caught." He added he has been watching women use the bathroom since he was 13-years-old.

NAKED MARATHON RUNNER FINISHES IN JAIL

BARE FACED CHEEK

THE bare faced cheek of it. Brett Henderson really didn't want anything weighing him down, as he ran the marathon but about an hour into his epic 26 mile run he took that to extremes.
The 35-year-old decided that even clothes were too heavy for him, so he stripped down to nothing and carried on running.
Needless to say the crowd weren't too impressed with him letting it all hang out, nor were the local cops watching Cincinatti's annual flying pig marathon.
But when they ordered him to stop, Henderson refused determined to continue what he'd started - even if it meant running another 20 or so miles with his bitA hanging out.
Cops however didn't quite see eye to eye with him - metaphorically