CHARMING KILLER JORGE LANDEROS TAUNTS U.S. COPS

He was an egotistical charmer – as well as a man of numerous talents. He was a writer, a stocks trader, and even a yoga instructor. Now, he’s wanted for murder.  But don’t expect him to stand trial anytime soon; Jorge Landeros has holed up in Juarez, Mexico on the lam from American justice. And yet it doesn't seemed to faze the maniacal killer. Landeros has emailed El Paso detectives and openly mocked their attempts to bring him to justice.

KIRK RIVERS CONFESSES TO UNSOLVED 2007 MURDER

WAS IT A guilty conscience? His motive is unclear but in a homicide case that generated zero suspects after four hard years, detectives will take what they can get. Kirk Jared Rivers, 22, on the left, calmly walked into Sacramento County Sheriff’s department Monday morning bearing a note in which he claimed responsibility for the 2007 killing of John Pogacar, 39, according to spokesman Jason Ramos. Rivers, 18 at the time of the killing, gave no immediate indication of his motive for the crime, nor for waiting four years to confess. Cops, naturally enough, were immediately skeptical.

BEATEN COP SUES REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY

APPARENTLY, the Real Housewives of New Jersey are shitty in real life too. Oh, you think reality TV is real. Sorry. Anyway, a Chicago man claims he was attacked by members of the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast after an incident at a club in the Dominican Republic. Adolfo Arreola, a Chicago cop, tells the CHICAGO SUN TIMES that he and his wife were

MICHIGAN MURDER MATRIARCH ALBERTA EASTER DEAD

IT WAS one of the worst day's in the history of Michigan law enforcement. By the time it was over, three Inkster cops were dead at the hands of one family. What kind of woman could be matriarch of a family like that. Meet Alberta Easter. Happily, as of Sunday, she is as dead as a door nail.
Prison officials say the 93-year-old cop killer died of natural causes at St. Joseph Mercy Hospital in Ann Arbor just after being rushed (why?) from the Women's Huron Valley Correctional Facility in Ypsilanti.
We have no idea what she was like in her dotage but in 1987, she was

LOOPY LENNY DYKSTRA INCOHERENT IN LA COURT

POOR, dopey, deluded Lenny Dykstra. Never one of our favorites, the former Met and Phillies star pleaded guilty in a mumble-filled Los Angeles court appearance. He's accused of embezzling money from a bankruptcy estate.
According to reports, the centerfielder appeared to be closer to leftfield. Out of sorts, mumbling, and incoherent were a few of the descriptions as he appeared with a new mouthpiece. His former lawyer would not say why he no longer was representing Dykstra. We have an answer: the guy is an idiot.

 The feds say the tobacco-chewing nimrod, now 48, although seeming in perpetual adolescence, "sold or destroyed more than $400,000 worth of items from an $18.5 million mansion without permission of a bankruptcy trustee." Whoops. What about Lenny's Player's Club? Never mind. For a primer on his unraveling, check out this

BLACK WIDOW BETTY NEUMAR DIES BEFORE TRIAL

BAD BETTY

A BLACK widow granny who left a trail of five dead husbands in five states has died before before she could face charges of murder. 
Betty Neumar, 79, was married five times since the 1950s and each one ended with the death of her husband. 
But eventually she was arrested in 2008, accused of trying to hire someone to bump off her fourth husband Harold Gentry, after his brother Albert begged cops to reexamine the case. 
He said of her death: "I'm numb. I wanted justice and we're not going to get it."

EVIL ISABEL CHAVELO GUTIERREZ DIED DURING RAPE

DEAD

JUSTICE was served instantly for a twisted rapist who died while while sexually assaulting a 77-year-old woman at knife point.  Isabel Chavelo Gutierrez, 53, broke into his victims Tivoli, TX home, pulled a blade and began to rape his victim.  But justice was swiftly served when midway through his attack, he stopped his intercourse so he could rest. 
Moments later he went back to fondling her briefly before he rolled over and died.  Sgt Gary Wright of the Refugio County Sheriff's Office said they believe the man died from a heart attack after cycling the two miles to his victim's house.

HEART SHAPED STICKER ON CAYLEE ANTHONY'S MOUTH

STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART

CASEY Anthony may have put a heart shaped sticker onto her two-year-old daughter's mouth before sealing it with duct tape and FBI forensic expert testified yesterday. 
Elizabeth Fontaine told told the court that the outline was clearly visible on the tot because the glue residue had left it there. 
She said: "If you were to wear a Band Aid for an extended period of time and you remove that Band Aid, you have the glue residue outlining the surface.
"The outline of the heart resembled that…Instead of being in the shape of a Band Aid, it was in the shape of a heart." 
Prosecutors allege similar shaped stickers were found in Anthony's home by investigators and a photograph of a sheet of heart stickers found in the 25-year-old's house has been admitted as evidence.

MAD ELEY LONDON TRIED TO HIRE HITMAN ON FACEBOOK

CRAZY LADY

A DUMB mom sought out a hitman to bump off her baby's father by posting a message in her Facebook status. 

Furious Eley London, 20, wrote: “I will pay somebody a stack to kill my baby father,” after a furious argument  with Corey Jerome White. 

Then she offered $1000 to anyone up for doing the job. 

Even more shocking was the alleged first response from even dumber 18-year-old Tim Bynum who replied to London’s message saying he would carry out the hit as long as he was paid up front.

IDIOT SHOOTS 11-YEAR-OLD FOR PLAYING NEAR HIS CAR

NUT JOB NEIGHBOR

A PSYCHO neighbor blasted an 11-year-old girl for playing on his lawn and near his car, cops say.
Nut job neighbor Charles DuBose, 55, had yelled at the group of kids who were playing on his lawn and bumped his car.
But when they carried on playing to close to his Clevland, OH, home he pulled out his pistol and started blasting, smashing 11-year-old Ivhan'e Merrit in the torso.
Her pal Shamarra Hall, 10, told Fox News: "We started running and then that's when my friend Ivhan`e goes 'I got shot, I got shot,' and we thought she was playing until she fell."