MELINDA BRADY PLANNED PHARMACY SLAUGHTER: COPS

PILL POPPIN' stoner Melinda Brady, 29, was the mastermind behind the Long Island pharmacy massacre that left four people dead. In fact, she even gave her fellow junkie husband David Laffer her painkiller prescription to make sure he dosed her right.
Court papers released Friday reveal the bizarre Brady's breathtaking stupidity, according to the New York Daily News after she pleaded not guilty to driving the getaway car.
 The papers revealed she "discussed robbing the pharmacy with her accomplice on the prior night. The defendant stated that her accomplice would only threaten the pharmacist to steal drugs."
As the world knows, that's not what happened. MORE IN THE DAILY NEWS

PIMP U.: ANOTHER ACADEMIC SNARED IN HOOKER RING

OH, OH. Kinda makes you want to go back to school. The former president of the University of New Mexico is the latest member of academia caught in the Profs to Pimps vice ring head by New York physicist David Flory. Francis Chris Garcia, 71, was booked on promoting prostitution charges. According to the New York Post, Flory, 68, was busted Sunday and charged with 40 felony counts of promoting prostitution for allegedly running an online brothel, SouthwestCompanions, that used 200 hookers to service as many as 1,400 johns, cops said.

LI PHARMACY KILLER DAVID LAFFER 'A JUNKIE COWARD'

FERGUSON, TACCETTA AND MEJIA

THE SLAUGHTER at Haven Drugs was so brutal even veteran cops were sickened by its senselessness. When accused killer David Laffer walked into the drug store Sunday, "his .45-caliber handgun did the talking" according to the New York Daily News.

ROY WILLARD BLANKENSHIP EXECUTED FOR '78 SLAY

A GEORGIA killer who was sentenced to death for the sickening sex slaying of an elderly woman was executed last night. Roy Willard Blankenship, 55, "jerked his head several times throughout the procedure and muttered after the pentobarbital was injected into his veins," according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He was pronounced dead at 8:37 p.m. yesterday.
Blankenship was put down like a dog for the 1978 slaying of Sarah Mims Bowen, 78, who died of heart failure while she was being raped and beaten to death in her Savannah apartment.
His last words before the procedure began were to the warden. He sneered and stammered: "I hope to see you again."
Blankenship had tried to fight his execution on the grounds pentobarbital was

WHITEY WON'T RAT; CATHERINE GREIG LIKED BAD BOYS

GREIG AND EX-HUBBY

1. WHITEY WON'T TURN CANARY : A former member of Whitey Bulger's notorious Winter Hill Gang says that the most powerful Irish-Amercian gangster in the country won't flip for the feds. His secrets will go with him to the grave. The source, who didn't want to be identified for fairly obvious reasons told the Boston Herald: “He knows he’s never going to get out. The only one he may try to help is her. He does love her, and he’ll never see her again."
However, the former lawyer for one-time Bulger rival Francis “Cadillac Frank” Salemme says that the gangster's history of informing for the FBI says otherwise. He said: "He's a bonafide rat."
WHITEY WON'T RAT

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2. CATHERINE GREIG HAD A THING FOR BAD BOYS: She was a blond beauty who turned the heads of neighborhood troublemakers. But according ton the Boston Herald, Catherine Greig looked like an

FIRST PIC OF BOSTON MOB KINGPIN WHITEY BULGER

"WHITEY"

MR AND MRS CLAUS

MAYBE life on the lam was good for him, maybe it was the California Sunshine, but in this, his first picture since he was captured he doesn't look so bad for 81. But although he appeared smiling in court yesterday, neighbors of the man they knew as Charles Gasko claimed his health had deteriorated in recent years and he suffered from Alzheimer's disease and emphysema.

CASEY ANTHONY'S MOM MAKES STUNNING CONFESSION

"I SEARCHED FOR CHLOROFORM"

CASEY Anthony's mom threw her daughter a massive lifeline yesterday when she admitted that she was the one who searched for chloroform online - not her daughter.
Blowing a potentially huge hole in the prosecution's theory that Casey Anthony had searched Google for information on the knockout drug, Cindy Anthony claimed she had meant to search for "chlorophyll" in relation to a concern for her two dogs.
Open mouthed prosecutors looked on aghast as she told the court: "I was concerned about my smallest Yorkie. We have two Yorkie puppies. The smallest one was having some issues where she was

I WASN'T DRIVING, I WAS HAVING SEX: SALEM TRAD

UN-TRAD-ITIONAL

AS novel excuses go, this one was a doozy.
Booze hound Salem Trad, 22, claimed he couldn't have been drunk behind the wheel when his speeding car smashed into a taxi, because he was having sex in the backseat. 
The only trouble for Trad, was that the female passenger testified in court that there definitely hadn't been any backseat coupling, as they returned from his 21st birthday bash.
The third passenger also denied being the driver.
Whatever was happening in that car, it cost Trad $22,000 in court after a Fairfax, VA county court awarded the taxi driver he smashed into, Abdu Omar, substantial damages.

LINDSAY LOHAN 'DIDN'T' VIOLATE PROBATION: JUDGE

ALLOWED TO DRINK

SHE has more lives than.... well we're not sure what, because she's beaten a cat hands down.
Because astonishingly, former actress Lindsay Lohan did not violate her probation and she is legally allowed to drink.
The one time movie star did reportedly fail an alcohol test on June 13, according to TMZ the day after she held a rooftop party at her Venice, CA home - where she was serving hard time her sentence for violating her probation.
But it turns out she shouldn't have been tested at all because it turns out that the order requiring Lohan to submit to alcohol tests expired back in February.

FISHHOOK + BUTT MADE CHARLES AKIN REMPE SHOOT

EITHER he was in severe pain or he was just plain crazy.
But Charles Akin Rempe claimed he had been blasting his semiautomatic pistol because he had: "a fishhook embedded in his butt," and he wanted to get their attention.
Quite why he couldn't pick up the phone remains a mystery, but neighbors Frederick, MD apartment said he'd been making noise for a few hours.
Cops said he feared someone was trying to break into his house and got the hook stuck when he was trying to flee the perceived danger, police said.

Lieutenant Clark Pennington told AOL: "He felt that there were people that were trying to break into his home - he thought he was in danger,"