STINKY MAN HID IN PORTABLE TOILET AT YOGA FESTIVAL

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IF they catch him, he will forever be known as "Stinky" or possibly "Weirdo". Quite why he would want to hide in amongst the pee and feces inside a portable toilet tank is unclear but that's exactly what one man did at a Yoga festival in Boulder, CO.
A woman told police she noticed something she thought was a man moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid. Then, after another man spotted the crazy intruder, seemingly covered in tarp, but when he checked he hear the door lock from the inside.
A cop said: "A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw a suspect emerge from the portable toilet. The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces."

LINDSAY LOHAN: I FAILED BOOZE TEST BECAUSE OF "TEA"

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FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan has put on her most unconvincing performance to date by claiming that she failed an alcohol test, because she was "drinking tea".
The onetime movie star has been telling pals that it wasn't beer, wine or liquor and it had nothing to do with the huge party she held the night before at her Venice Beach pad where she is under house arrest.
Instead she's been telling pals that she's been drinking kombucha tea which contains a trace amount of alcohol according to TMZ. 
After her latest court appearance she said: "I am responsible, and I'm following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system."

AL CAPONE'S GUN FETCHES OVER $100K AT AUCTION

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NOTORIOUS mob kingpin Al Capone's pistol has fetched more then $100,000 at auction, according to auctioneer's Christie's.
The $107,337 price is more than the $95,600 paid by a California collector for a pistol that once belonged to Depression-era gangster and bank robber John Dillinger and highlights the continued obsession with the onetime king of the Chicago underworld. 
Capone's empire was worth millions of dollars, raked in from illegal booze, gambling and prostitution, until his reign ended in 1931 he pleaded guilty to tax evasion and prohibition charges.
After serving almost eight years behind bars he went into seclusion on an estate near Miami, Florida, where he died of a stroke and pneumonia in January 1947.

MICHAEL LOHANS EX WEDDING NIGHT ATTACK ON HUBBY

CRAZY BRIDE

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SHE wasn't carried over the threshold, but pushed behind bars for attacking her new husband on their wedding night.
Just hours after Michael Lohan's ex Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler, 30, said "I do" to her newlywed husband another Michael Keeler.
The two got into a fight Saturday night in a Florida nightclub as they celebrated their new marital bliss, which lasted all of about 13 hours, Lighthouse Pointe police said.

The argument started when Keeler got upset that his new wife was getting too frisky on the dance floor with another man at the club, cops said.

CASEY ANTHONY'S BROTHER BREAKS DOWN IN COURT

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CASEY Anthony's brother broke down in court yesterday as he recalled how his sister kept her pregnancy a secret from her. 
Lee Anthony joined his whole family in tears as he watched a video of his dead niece Caylee, climbing into a swimming pool on her own, shown by defense lawyer to bolster their claims that the tragic toddler drown in the family swimming pool.
But then he shed tears of his own as he explained that his sister and parents kept her pregnancy a secret from him, despite him asking them about it.
He said: "I was very angry at my mom and I was also angry at my sister. I was just angry at everyone in general that they didn’t want to include me and didn’t find it important enough