DNA LINKS MEX YOGA MAN TO SUE MARCUM MURDER

IT WAS once again the DNA wot done it. An FBI affadavit says that DNA found on the knife investigators believe was used in the brutal slaying of American University professor Sue Marcum has been linked to a Mexican man. She was murdered last October, which initially looked like a botched burglary.
According to The Washington Post the complaint charges yoga instructor Jorge Landeros, 41, with unlawful flight.  Marcum, 52, a popular accounting professor, when she met Lan­deros about six years ago when he

SERIAL KILLER ANTHONY SOWELL FACES JUSTICE TODAY

TODAY IS THE DAY. Anthony 'Creepy Tony' Sowell goes on trial for his life in a Cleveland courtroom. Remember Creepy Tony? He is accused of raping, murdering and then dismembering 11 Cleveland women in a bloody two-year stretch between 2007 and 2009. He has pleaded guilty by reason of insanity. Well, no shit.
The prosecution's goodies all lay in the killing ground that was Sowell's backyard. In October 2009, cops found the remains of five of 11 dead women. More women have also come forward alleging that Creepy Tony attacked them. Most of the victims were women who had fallen on hard times and drifted into prostitution. While much of the news regarding Sowell have focused on his sinister deeds, little has previously been known about the man. Born in Cleveland, he joined the Marines and saw the world. After his release

CHRISTIAN CHOATE': 'A VERY SAD, DEPRESSED CHILD'

THAT SOUND you hear is one a thousand asses being covered. The murder of Christian Choate just goes from bad to worse. In a diary, he wrote how he was hungry, thristy and wanted to die.
The 13-year-old boy's body was recovered from a shallow grave in a Gary, Indiana trailer park after years of horrific abuse and being held captive in a dog cage. The details in documents released Friday are heartbreaking to say

MONDAY MUGSHOT MADNESS: DEVIL MADE HIM DO IT!

IT'S MONDAY Mugshot Madness. Time to meet Levon T. Sarkisyan of Connecticut. Cops in Farmington say Levon, 27, told them he was acting on divine inspiration--read God--when he kicked in a door and tore the house up. Cheers, Levon!

JEALOUS HUBBY ATTACKS WIFE....WITH A POODLE

ATTACK DOG

AS attack weapons go he certainly chose a novel one.
A barking mad Brazilian man picked up a poodle and smashed his wife in the head with it because he suspected she was having an affair.
The 4-pound dog reportedly died while Carla de Camargo Oliveira, the wife, suffered only minor bruises.
 But astonishingly cops in Sao Paulo did not arrest him because officers deemed that the attack was not highly dangerous to the woman and he was not caught in the act.
However police did say Wednesday that they are urging prosecutors to charge him with assault and battery and cruelty to animals.

OUTLAW BILLY THE KID'S PIC SELLS FOR $2.6 MILLION

HE'S still one the World's best known outlaws more than 100 years since his violent death, but Billy The Kid remains one of the icons of the old west.
And now what is believed to the only surviving authenticated portrait of the gunfighter, who according to legend killed 21 men has sold for more than $2.3 million.
The tintype which went to private collector William Koch shows the outlaw dressed in a rumpled hat and layers of clothes, including a bulky sweater.  One hand rests on a Winchester carbine on his right side and a Colt revolver holstered on his left side.
Organizers at Brian Lebel's 22nd Annual Old West Show & Auction said the image was the most expensive piece ever sold at the event.

LI PHARMACY FIEND DAVID LAFFER ON SUICIDE WATCH

SUICIDE

LI PHARMACY fiend David Laffer is being constantly monitored, under a 24-hour suicide watch as officials are worried that he will try and take his own life before he comes to trial.
The 33-year-old is accused of lining up workers Raymond Ferguson, 45, and Jennifer Mejia, 17,  and customers Bryon Sheffield, 71, and Jamie Taccetta, 33 and executing each one with a bullet to the head.
It's thought he wanted the Hydrocodone tablets because he and his wife Melinda Brady were addicted to the painkillers.
Correction officers said Laffer, who was forced to wear an anti-suicide suit, was chatty at first but quieted down.

MEET STINKY: LUKE CHRISCO IS PORTABLE TOILET PERV

STINKY

Update. MEET stinky, also known as pervert Luke Chrisco - the man who hid in the toilets of yoga festival so he could be "blessed" by their bodily fluids. 
The disgusting 30-year-old climbed into the tank of the portable toilets of the all female Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, CO  and watched as the women relieved themselves. 
Apparently not put off by the smell or the possibility of disease he told KDVR that he even changed toilets mid way through so he could watch more women in a 'busier' one.
 He said: "I was doing a little bit of yoga, and I'm just seeing all these goddesses. It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy."

WOMAN BITES OFF ATTACKER'S TONGUE

THAT bites - at least for the attacker of one woman. As she left church in Gerard Michael Landon, 46 approached his victim, who is in her fifties and asked her for a hug. When she refused, he wrestled her to the ground into some bushes and tried to sexually assault her, starting by pushing his tongue into her mouth. So she reacted in a natural way, by biting down onto his tongue and taking a huge chunk of it off.
Needless to say he stopped and ran off, leaving her in the Stamford, CT alleyway.Sgt Paul Guzda told The Stamford Advocate: "It was a substantial piece of his tongue. About an inch worth."