MICHAEL JACKSON DOPER DR. MURRAY IS GUILTY!

HE'S GUILTY. A Los Angeles jury has convicted Dr. Conrad Murray of involuntary manslaughter in the shocking death of Michael Jackson. Murray was the the King of Pop's personal physician but court was told he was nothing more than an overpaid pill pusher driving the human wreckage that was Jackson into the grave. The jury deliberated for nine hours over two days before unanimously voting to convict. Murray brought Jackson’s demise by relentlessly--and recklessly-- juicing him with dangerous levels of the anesthetic propofol and other sedatives. Murray, 58, was remanded into custody and will be sentenced Nov. 29. Jackson, 50, dropped dead inside his rented LA mansion on June 25, 2009. JACKO DOPE DOC GUILTY

GRANDSON, 15, SLASHES COP GRANDMA TO DEATH

CHICAGO COP Hester Scott vowed to keep trying to save her troubled 15-year-old grandson until her dying breath, the Sun-Times reports. And in the end, she kept her promise. She told her sister Thursday: “I’ll fight till my dying breath to turn his life around."
 On Friday, the dedicated cop found her layabout grandson, Keshawn 'Special K' Perkins asleep in front of the TV in the basement. He exploded, smashed her in the head with a lamp then stabbing her multiple times with a knife, severing her jugular. He then dragged the 55-year-old cop's body in the backyard

HEADS ROLL IN PENN STATE DIRTY JERRY SEX SCANDAL

HEADS are rolling at PennState in the wake of the Jerry 'Dirty Jerry' Sandusky sex scandal involving young boys. But the one man who kinda looks safe in the whole sordid tale is the legendary coach, Joe Paterno who told the school's athletic director that former defensive coordinator Dirty Jerry molested a boy in the locker room in 2002. Already athletic director Tim Curley and vice president Gary Schultz have walked the plank. However, experts said the Nittany Lions pooh bah is hardly innocent.
Cardozo School of Law professor Marci Hamilton told the New York Daily News: “I don’t think Joe Paterno is in trouble. But the bigger

MEET THE BUBBLE WRAP KILLER: LAURA JEAN WENKE

'BUBBLE WRAP'

A CONNIVING wife wrapped herself in bubble wrap in a desperate bid to cover up the murder of her estranged husband, cops say. 
Jilted Laura Jean Wenke was allegedly furious that her former love has found a new girlfriend. 
So she carefully plotted the attack on him as he sat in his office San Mateo County District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe told the Los Altos, CA court.
The 50-year-old then wrapped her body in plastic wrap, wore overalls and boots before embarking on her deadly mission, he said, according to KSBW. 
Investigators believe she had taken the precaution of covering herself to avoid being splashed with her husband's blood.

MUGSHOT MANIA! I'M MISSING COMICCON FOR THIS

COMIC FAN. Dreamer. Weiner dog. Yes, our mugshot today is all these things and much, much more.

WASH. COPS HUNT FOR MISSING SKY METALWALA, 2

POLICE in Washington state are racing against the clock in their hunt for a missing 2-year-old as the mercury drops. Sky Metalwala disappeared when his mother ran out of gas, leaving the boy in the car while she and his 4-year-old brother walked a mile to a Chevron station. Despite the search, cops are confident they have concluded looking in the immediate area. So, what now? Mom left the car unlocked, probably a pretty stupid idea. Oh, and cops did NOT find a gas can at the scene. Cops said: "We don't know much, other than that the child is still missing. I don't know if the child got out on his own. We don't have very much information." MORE IN THE SEATTLE TIMES

CELEBRITY JUSTICE! LINDSAY LOHAN DOES 5 HRS. IN JAIL

UPDATE: After serving just 5 hours of her 30 day jolt in the Big House, former actress Lindsay Lohan walked out of jail free as a bird. Law enforcement's reason? Jail overcrowing. Our take: LA's a company town, Lohan is a screw-up but she's Hollywood's screw-up. The Mean Girl remains, the quintessence of celebrity justice in America. LOHAN WALKS: CALIFORNIA SHOULD SINK INTO PACIFIC

KINKY COUPLE STOLE COP CAR SO THEY COULD HAVE SEX

PEARSON

PRATT BY NAME

A KINKY couple were caught in the act after stealing a cop car so they could have sex. 
Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, jumped into the unmarked police car after they saw the keys in the ignition.
But the Civic was actually part of a police sting and was armed with video GPS surveillance and had been left unlocked by Lake Worth, FL Sheriff's on purpose. 
Officers quickly caught up with Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, but when they asked them why they'd taken the car the response shocked them. 

AMANDA KNOX FINDS NEW LOVE WITH OLD FRIEND

NEW MAN

HAPPY AGAIN

AMANDA Knox has found new love with an old pal after her return to Seattle. 
After she was sensationally cleared of murdering British student Meredith Kercher, the 24-year-old appears to have dumped her long time Italian beau in favor of a home grown model. 
Classical music student James Terrano is studying classical music, specialising in guitar, at Seattle’s University of Washington where Knox was studying languages - which is why she ended up in Italy in the first place. 
It's believed she is about to resume her studies.