TIARA MONIQUE GARNESS SINGS A SAD THONG

NOT EXACTLY AS SHOWN

Thong sung blue indeed. Cops in South Carolina arrested Tiara Monique Garness, 22, for wearing a thong bikini on one of the beaches. She was charged with indecent exposure. A bizarre law snared her because her buttocks weren't covered. Sometimes, as they say, the law is an ass.

Cops say they warned the thongbird twice but when Garness ignored them, she was arrested in the early morning hours on Myrtle Beach. It was a bad weekend floss fetishists. Three other women were also pinched for having a thong in their heart:
Latosha Faye Collins, 27, of Dalton, S.C.; Tenisha Blair, 34, of Shelby, S.C.; and Latoya Michen, 31, of Philadelphia, were jailed for the same offense.