DETECTIVES 'KNOW WHO KILLER IS' IN '81 OHIO COP SLAY

IT HAS been a mystery for more than 30 years in Marietta, Ohio. Lt. Ray "Joe" Clark was viciously gunned down in his home Feb. 7, 1981 while he watched an Ohio State basketball game. Now, cops in the Buckeye State are stopping just short of naming the man they believe is the murderer.
Detectives say the man is now 60 and still lives in the area.

"We have enough right now for an indictment," said Washington County sheriff's cold case Detective Jeff Seevers. "He knows who he is. We know who he is. We've talked to him. We don't want to stop with an indictment, we want a conviction. All it's going to take is that 'one thing,' that little something someone saw, or heard, or we find to put this over the edge."

'BAMA VAMPIRE BRANDED BUDDY WITH A 'V'

I'M A VAMPIRE. No, really. Evan Brown, 20, of Gadsden, Alabama believes it. Now, the self-proclaimed vampire is accused of tying up a 17-year-old friend and using white hot utensils to burn the letter 'V' on his forehead. Bloody-minded Brown, who goes by name "Vamp".

"He had burns, cigarette burns, on his face and a large V on his head, that was burned into his head," said Detective Mike Hooks.

'TELL ME I'M HUNKY': OSCAR WINNER TO TARTS

THE OSCAR-winning composer who wrote the syrupy "You Light Up My Life" spent tens of thousands of dollars on hookers but was a pain in the ass, according to a former madam. Old perv Joseph Brooks--whose son Nicholas, 24, is charged with murdering an ex gal pal at posh Soho House in New York--hired "hundreds" of tiny tarts from 2005 to 2008. According to the New York Post, he would pay between $1,000 and $1,600 an hour for their company.
Head hooker Kristin Davis told the Post that weirdo Brooks--hardly Harrison Ford handsome--would have the hookers read a script about his good looks.

She said: "Spitzer and Joe Brooks were very much alike, and

GRIM TALLY: GREEN RIVER KILLER ADDS VICTIM 49

EVEN FROM prison, Gary Ridgway--the notorious Green River Killer--who murdered scores of women in the Seattle-Tacoma area 20 years ago continues to haunt. Now, he has been charged with a 49th murder--the victim, a young mom murdered nearly 30 years ago.
The new aggravated murder charge relates to the slaying of Becky Marrero. The 20-year-old's remains were found by teens last December. Ridgway confessed to the murders in 2003 to spare his life.

"The Marreros have the right to face the man who killed Becky and the opportunity to remind us all about what was taken from them," Prosecuting Attorney

FOXY KNOXY'S LAWYERS WANT MOVIE TRASHED

THIS IS THE Trailer that Amanda 'Foxy Knoxy' Knox's lawyers don't want you to see. A new Lifetime television movie slated for Feb. 21, Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy has triggered a firestorm in

JEROME SMITH UNLIKELY TO CURE CANCER

JUST BECAUSE. Knocking the hell out of the ball in life's big brainy ballpark has always been Jerome Smith's way. Valedictorian. President Debating Club. Mensa member. How do we know? Well, he's tattooed 'Genius' across his forehead. But keep it quiet, see, he's tattooed the Mafia word for silence on his throat: 'Omerta.
OK, we're kidding, he's not really doing his PhD. at MIT as some may suspect. Nor is he designing rocket thrusters at NASA.
He's one of the self-esteem kids except he's been convicted of attempted murder, burglary and drug possession. He was released in 2009 and then was back in jail three months later for heroin trafficking.
Now, he's back in trouble with the law for beating up gal pal Tiera Bryant who's 8 months along. He used a gun. She's asked the judge to drop the charges.

MARK ZUCKERBERG STALKED ON FACEBOOK

Nerd

Loser

FACEBOOK founder Mark Zuckerberg is being stalked by a man on his own social networking site. 

The nerdy billionaire has taken out a restraining order against 31-year-old Pradeep Manukonda, after getting weird messages from him. 

TMZ  reports that he sent a number of messages including one which said, "please help me, then I am ready to die for you ... Please understand my pain." 

Cops also say that Pradeep had gone to several Facebook offices in Palo Alto attempting to contact Mark to ask for money for his financially-strapped family.

CLUCKING HELL - MAN KILLED BY ARMED ROOSTER

The suspect

A COCKFIGHTING fan has died after being stabbed in the leg by one of the birds - which had a knife attached to it's own limb.
Jose Luis Ochoa was attending the barbaric event, in which specifically bred roosters are put in the ring and encouraged to fight until one is seriously injured or killed, when the Cops arrived to break it up.   
As people started to run one of the angry birds jumped up at the 35-year-old catching him with the blade.
Two hours later he was declared dead from an accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf.
Sgt Martin King told KGTE: "When deputies arrived, people started fleeing. One of the roosters jumped at the decedent, inflicting some type of injury and

INTOLERANT TV EXEC WHO BEHEADED WIFE: "GUILTY"

In Happier Times

A MUSLIM TV executive, who beheaded his wife "in a final act of domination and control," has been found guilty of murder.
Furious that his wife Aasiya had filed for divorce, Muzzammil Hassan, known as Mo to friends, killed her in a frenzied knife attack, then cut of her head.
Assistant District Attorney Paul Bonnano said: "He killed Aasiya and desecrated her body because six days earlier, she had dared file for divorce, dared to seek a better life for herself and her children.
"The defendant could not and would not tolerate that," 
In the past they had founded a Muslim-oriented television station to counteract negative images of Islam after 9/11.

PERVERT PRINCIPAL WHO SENT LEWD PIX PULLED IN

Nasty

A PERVERTED principal who texted lewd photo's to a teenage girl has been busted in Atlanta.
Andre Williams sent the messages of a naked man to the 17-year old after falling out with her mother - who he was in a relationship with.
Gwinnett Police Corporal Jake Smith said: "Mr. Williams was not pleased with some ongoing manner of their relationship and apparently sent several text messages to the victim and her 17-year old daughter."
The woman told police a man named "Teddy"-- who police say was Williams -- sent her threatening messages , and later sent the lewd photo to her daughter.
Williams was principal of Crim High School on Memorial Drive in Atlanta, but the system says he no longer works there.

SUPERBOWL PORN BROADCASTER BUSTED

A MAN has been busted for interrupting the 2009 Superbowl with a porn clip.
Arizona Cardinals fans, watching their team in Tuscon were left stunned when this clip came on during  the game, which their team eventually lost to The Pittsburgh Steelers.
It's censored for Crime Scene USA 

Just hours after the Steelers lost to the Packers in this years final, The FBI and and Marana Cops took Frank Tanori Gonzalez on suspicion of fraud and computer tampering.

ARGENTINA NABS "HORRENDOUS" HELLS ANGELS KILLER

Psycho

A PSYCHO Hells Angel whose "Horrendous" killing sparked a multi-continent manhunt has been busted in Argentina. 

Former stockbroker Paul Eischeid, 39, allegedly kidnapped Cynthia Garcia and later beat her and stabbed her to death, 

On the lam for eight years he was one of the 15 most wanted by the U.S Marshall's service, before the joint operation involving American lawmen, Argentine Cops and Interpol.    

Stacia Hylton, director of the U.S. Marshals Service, said: "Eischeid's crimes were horrendous, and his potential for continued violence made his arrest a priority."
Three men took part in the killings, according to court records, including one man who was an informant for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

TEEN BUTCHERED MOM AND PUT HER IN THE FREEZER

Butcher.

A TERRIBLE teen butchered his mother, cut up her body and put the parts in their freezer is now being held without bail.
Moises, Meraz-Espinosa walked into a Huntingdon Park Police Station on Saturday to confess to the grizzly crime. 
When Sheriff's investigated they found the body parts, which has been dismembered with a saw, in the freezer at the apartment which he shared with his mom. 
He was immediately booked on suspicion of murder and was being held without bail.

Family and neighbors said Meraz-Espinoza had been depressed and was acting strangely since his girlfriend was fatally struck by a car four months ago, TV station.

CHARLIE SHEEN'S PORN QUEEN PAL BUSTED FOR DUI

Wanna drink Charlie?

CHARLIE Sheen's porn star pal Bree Olson has been busted for a DUI.The former "Penthouse Pet of the Month" who is one of the "Two-And-A-Half Men" star's many porn star friends was picked up by Cops in her hometown of Fort Wayne, Indiana. 
According to the Kansas City Star Police said that Olson's eyes were bloodshot and she "smelled very heavily of alcohol."
The arrest came after the 23-year-old was involved in a non-injury minor car accident.
Olson, whose real name is Rachel Marie Oberlin, is said to be one of the five women who partied with Sheen at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas in January.
It's also thought that she spent Christmas with the star, after he flew up to Indiana to be with her.

BAR PATRON PUNCHES 'F***ING FA***T' SHIA IN FACE

IT STARTED WITH A LA'BEOUF' and then escalated. Transformers star Shia LaBeouf was attacked after leaving a Tinseltown bar over the weekend. His flack told the New York Daily News that the attitudinal young thespian was "attacked as he was leaving" Mad Bull's Sports Tavern.
It all apparently got rolling when one patron observed that the Indiana Jones star was "a f***ing fa***t" and then punched LaBeouf in the face. Cops arrived and cuffed the brawlers. There were no arrests but it wasn't the first time the actor has had run ins with the law.
* In July 2008 he was busted for drunk driving after crashing his car in L.A.