Thursday, October 30, 2014

Porn queen Lola Taylor gang-raped by Russian thugs

MOSCOW-- Two Russian thugs who raped porn queen Lola Taylor, 22, lured the starlet into their trap by saying they wanted to discuss doing a movie with her. Taylor -- star of Extreme Soviet Sluts, Pussy Harvest and Lick My Ice Cream, Bitch -- was anxious for the work.
Dmitry Kosenkov, 30, and Maksim Pilipenko, 33, had other machinations on their sick minds. After luring Taylor -- a former librarian -- to an apartment, they raped her over several hours before she jumped out of a window breaking both her legs.
Neighbor Blasius Vinogradov, 54, was walking his dog and told Moscow TV: "I was just minding my own business when this blond girl with torn clothes and bleeding mouth hit the ground. She was unconscious and it was clear she had broken both her legs. I knew it wasn't good."

MUGSHOT MANIA! He fought the law; the law won

Oh, it didn't end as intended. Actually we're not sure what happened but we sure like the headline.

Man's dog helps cops bust him on drug charge

PRATTVILLE, ALABAMA -- With a best friend like this, who needs enemies?
Cops in Prattville Ala. say that a man's own dog helped to catch and bust him on a drugs charge. When officers turned up with a search warrant, Edwin Henderson took off running, according to Prattville Police spokeswoman, Paula Barlow.
But after spotting a dog named Bo, one of the quick thinking investigators pointed at Henderson and told the pooch to "go get him." 
 The eager hound gleefully chased his master and when he stopped and wagged his tail near some tall grass, they were able to find and arrest Henderson, who was later charged with manufacturing a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.  

Not so wise paraglider charged with chasing owl

He probably thought it would be a hoot, but Dell Schanze is now facing federal charges for allegedly chasing a barn owl with a motorized paraglider.
The 45-year-old has been charged with two misdemeanour counts of "knowingly using an aircraft to harass wildlife" and pursuing a migratory bird" but the United States Attorney's office in Utah.
If convicted, he could face up to a-year-and-a-half in jail and a fine of $100,000.
Members of the paragliding community asked federal and state officials for an investigation after a video appeared on YouTube, showing the man chasing the owl in his glider and the probe led to Schanze.

Halloween light display shut down after complaints

Cops have shut down a giant home music and light show after unimpressed neighbours complained about the traffic and noise.
Disappointed Kevin Judd, told The Press Enterprise newspaper that he used 12,000 lightbulbs to create the display on his friend's home in Riverside, Calif.
But after hundreds of people showed up to see it cops swept in to shut it down after complaints about the noise and traffic.

Zombie charged with DWI twice in one night

Talk about a horror show! A woman wearing a zombie costume and make up was busted for drunk driving twice within three-hours.
Cops in Gates, N.Y. said Catherine Butler was arrested at around 2 a.m. Saturday when an officer spotted her driving without headlights on and charge with DWI.
A friend picked her up from the police station but at around 5 a.m. the 26-year-old was pulled over again, still wearing the same zombie costume and make up.
This time she was charged with DWI and failure to maintain her lane.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Teacher Michelle White's lesbian liaisons with teen

Not exactly as shown
DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA -- Teacher of the week  Michelle Smith White, 37, was so enamored of her teen lesbian lover she had the girl's name tattooed on her body. The 16-year-old student and Ms. "Call me Michelle" White began a torrid sexual affair while the elder woman worked as a dance teacher at Charles E. Jordan High School. The girl was 15 at the time.
Ms. White was asked to cease communication with the girl by her parents who had become suspicious. But then they discovered a treasure trove of steamy text messages alluding to threesomes, group sex and the teacher's hubby. In addition, cops seized a binder full of notes from Ms. White's hubby to the torrid teen.  White has been charged with taking indecent liberties with a student and engaging in a sex offense with a student. MORE IN THE DAILY MAIL

Monster David Wilson gave HIV to toddler, 2, & girl, 14

HOUSTON, TEXAS  --Meet monster. He's David Richard Wilson, 33, an HIV positive sex offender. This sack of garbage is charged with sexually assaulting his niece -- 23 MONTHS!--, impregnating a girl, 14, and now he's telling cops he's had sex with "numerous other people." The sickening story came to light when it was discovered his niece had HIV, herpes and chlamydia. The 14-year-old girl told detectives she'd been having sex with Wilson from the time she was 12 -- she also tested positive for HIV, herpes and chlamydia.  He did an eight year jolt for sexually assaulting a girl, 14, in 2003.


MUGSHOT MANIA! If you've got it, flaunt it, that's me

Oh, she was just lovely once... but after all, age is just a number and in her heart, she remains a girl of 19.

Drunk driver Carrie Gipson wore Hello Kitty outfit

GORHAM, MAINE -- Our favourite drunk of the week. Carrie Gipson, 37, got arrested for drunk driving -- she was pulled over dressed like Hello Kitty. Cops say Gipson was hammered and driving in the wrong lane on a local road when she was pulled over.
Her mugshot reveals her wearing the bright ensemble favored by the popular [?] Japanese cartoon character. Not without a sense of humor, cops also posted a photo of the Hello Kitty doll in Gipson's vehicle. Our heroine refused a breathalyzer.

OK. couple Robert & Brenda Mettler in bestiality bust

We do dogs
CLAREMORE, OKLAHOMA -  A kinky Oklahoma couple gave cops paws after detectives found a treasure trove of smut featuring the woman performing sex acts with a dog. Robert and Brenda Mettler were arrested for crimes against nature/sodomy, cruelty to animals and preparing, distributing and exhibiting obscene material.
According to the affadavit, they found: "videos that were detestable and abominable crimes against nature involving different breeds of canines." It appears cops were not barking up the wrong tree. Brenda Mettler said the dog had since passed away [suicide?] and that she didn't think her hubby would put the bestiality porn on the Internet, adding it "was a onetime deal." Hubby admitted his involvement and said this to cops: "it is a fantasy of his to see dogs and females engage in sexual activity." The Mettlers are out on bail. Jesus.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Confirmed: Body is Virginia co-ed Hannah Graham's

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA -- The human remains found in rural Virginia have confirmed everyone's worst fears: it's Hannah Graham. Graham, 18, vanished Sept. 13 after a night of partying with pals. The remains were discovered 12 miles from the University of Virginia campus. The state's medical examiner confirmed the body was Graham's.
The man Graham was last seen with, 32-year-old suspected serial killer Jesse Leroy Matthew Jr. who has been charged with abduction with intent to defile Graham.

Pakistan cannibal brothers used boy, 3, in 'curry'

BHAKKAR DISTRICT, PAKISTAN -- Pakistan is going to outlaw cannibalism [it was LEGAL?] after two brothers were arrested for digging up more than 100 corpses and making a 'human curry.'  Cannibal brothers Mohammad Arif Ali, 35, and Mohammad Farman Ali, 30, were nabbed in April trying to make cannibalistic culinary delights. Now, "robbing graves for such purposes would see perpetrators facing a mandatory jail sentence of ten years to life, and at least seven for eating human flesh." The Ali brothers were busted again earlier this year after cops found the head of a boy, 3, in their home. On the stove was a human curry. Neighbors noticed a bad smell.
District police chief, Ameer Abdullah, said:  "Residents informed police after a stench emanated from the house of the two brothers. We raided the house on Monday morning and found the head of a young boy." MORE FROM THE DAILY MAIL

MUGSHOT MANIA: Down from the mount in handcuffs

Religious persecution? Maybe. But we do know that this wizened old traveler had a spot of trouble.

Cops: serial killer Darren Vann killed for $300, crack

The body of Anith Jones was found on Saturday. | ProvidedGARY, INDIANA -- Accused serial killer Darren Deon Vann told cops that a hit man paid him $300 and gave him two eight balls of crack cocaine to murder an Indiana woman. So far, the suspected serial killer who preyed on sex workers in Chicago's southern suburbs has been charged with two slayings. Cops say Vann was asked to "disappear" Anith Jones, 35  -- her body was found last Saturday.
The Chicago Sun-Times said: But the document does offer a grim account of how Vann groomed Jones for weeks to build trust, lured her to a Gary home under the guise of pay-for-sex, and then strangled her with a cord.
It also details how Vann stuffed her body in a garbage can and drove it to a vacant home and hid it in the basement under a pile of teddy bears and tires.