GRAN, 92, BLASTS NABE WHO GAVE HER THE KISS OFF

BABE RUTH IS SO HUNKY

A FLORIDA man had a lucky escape when a row over a simple kiss almost turned deadly.  Smitten 92-year-old  Helen Staudinger became enraged when neighbour Dwight Bettner, 53, refused to give her a kiss.  So enraged, in fact, that she duly went back to her house, GOT A GUN, and allegedly started shooting into Bettner’s home.  Cops say the crazed codger initially went to talk to Bettner but then refused to leave his property without a parting smooch.  Bettner --39 years her junior--refused Staudinger’s amorous advances.  Moments later four bullets whizzed through his house, leaving the Fort McCoy man shaken.  Bettner wasn’t seriously hurt in the alleged assault – but was hit by some flying debris.  Staudinger told cops that she merely tried to “shoot his car that he loved so much.”
Bettner later informed cops that he had previously told Staudinger he was in a committed relationship with a woman.  He also alleged that on that
occasion Staudinger had threatened to shoot him.  Staudinger, charged with two felonies, remains at the county jail, in lieu of $15,000 bond.

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