AIR 'WHACK OFF' MAN MASTURBATED ON PLANE

"OBSCENE"

WE'RE not sure if this counts as joining the mile high club.
But Kyle Pearce has been busted for whacking off "to the point of ejaculation" on plane.  
The 25-year-old was reportedly charged with making an "obscene and indecent exposure of his person" on the United Airlines flight from Denver to Spokane apparently without making any attempt to cover up at all.
An 18-year-old woman who was unluckily seated in the row across from him was unlucky enough to have a full view of the disgusting incident. 
She said in written statement: "I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis. He ejaculated & got some on the seat."
Two passengers sitting directly behind him also saw him.
Grayson Miller, 18,  told The Smoking Gun: "In disbelief, I looked and saw his penis and he was. I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."
Pearce faces a maximum of 90 days in prison or a year of supervised release if convicted. He can also be fined up to $5,000.