LONG ISLAND SERIAL KILLER: 'HELP ME! HELP ME!'

A WITNESS to the grisly Long Island Serial Killer's heinous activities is revealing for the first time his chilling encounter with one of the now missing prostitutes. Gus Coletti tells CNN he heard a banging on his door while he was shaving.
A woman--identified as Shannan Gilbert--was banging on his door, begging for help. She screamed: "Help me! Help me!" Coletti quickly dialed as the terrified woman made a run for it, tripping down his steep steps. A year later, Coletti is certain the woman was Gilbert--the missing hooker whose disappearance triggered the Long Island Serial

MISSING GEORGIA MOM FOUND OK; STILL NO ANSWERS

THE MISSING Georgia mom of five has been found safe and sound but the mystery of her disappearance is no clearer. No criminal charges will be laid. According to cops, Alexis Stevens Wazineh Suleiman, 30, of Cartersville vanished Friday on a run to get some videos at Walmart. She emerged from hiding today.

"She is in a safe location. She is alive and well," Sheriff Clark Milsap told reporters. "Why she left is her business, not ours."

PHILLY TRANNY PLEADS GUILTY IN BEAU'S SLASH DEATH

A HYSTERICAL transsexual pleaded guilty to fatally shanking her boyfriend during an argument in suburban Philadelphia. Asia Santana, 40, who once upon a time was Tyrone Crawley, admitted to third-degree murder in the grisly knife slaying of Eric Nevith, 28, who was stabbed six times with a kitchen knife Aug. 13 in what cops called a "rage killing."
Death was due to wounds that pierced the thoracic aorta and a lung, the prosecution said.The murder happened at Santana's cousin's home, where the doomed duet were staying. They had been together for about six years with numerous "ups and downs."
"It's a very sad case. There is no happy ending in this case," the DA said.

NAUGHTY INDIANA BOY WANTED TO TRADE PIX FOR SAX

NOT AS SHOWN

AN INDIANA high school wanted to trade a 15-year-old girl naughty photos of her for a bit of sax. As in saxophone. Now, the troubled teen is facing a charge of possessing child pornography.

Cops say the girl, a freshman at Portage High School, told the principal about the threat. Appears his saxophone broke and (HA!HA!HA!) that the band director said the girl didn't use hers and that she should give it to him. Ahhh, the joy of sax. But when she wouldn't the bad boy reminded the wee vixen he had naughty pix of her. Cops looked at his phone and saw the pix, along with that of another 14-year-old girl. The first girl's mom found the pix a month ago and no doubt after a thorough bollocking, she erased them and asked the boy to do the same. he didn't.

WHITNEY DUNCAN'S COUSIN, 20, KIDNAPPED IN TENN.

TENNESSEE detectives are fearing the worst after a pretty nursing student was dragged from her house by a man dressed in camo. Holly Bobo, 20, was last seen by her brother being dragged away at her family home in rural Darden. 
She is the cousin of country music star Whitney Duncan who has made a desperate appeal on her Facebook page.
According to Fox News: The Tennessee Bureau of Investigation said Bobo's brother was inside the

HIV+ BAND LEADER BUSTED FOR ROMPS WITH BOY, 15

DID A Georgia band teacher infect a student he had sex with? According to cops, HIV-positive Travis McCauley, 32, has been charged with contributing to the delinquency of of a minor, aggravated child molestation and reckless conduct. McCauley--the assistant band director of the CSRA All-Star Band in Augusta--had sex with the 15-year-old at his home about three weeks ago and then again last week, according to the Augusta Chronicle. The victim told cops he confronted McCauley through a text message after learning the man was HIV-positive.
As of Wednesday night, his bond had been set at $6,800 on one charge, but he was being held without bond on the other two, the sheriff's office said.
"No one wants anything like this to get out," Pastor Angelo Hatcher, Sr. said. "Not

L.I SERIAL KILLER IS STREET SMART WHITE MALE: COPS

THE SEARCH CONTINUES

THE Long Island serial killer is a savvy, street smart white male between the ages of 25 and 40, Cops revealed yesterday.
Criminal profilers are desperately trying to work out more about the deadly killer, who may have been responsible for the murders which have struck fear into the community.   
Cops are continuing to search the area where at least 10 sets of human remains, including the bones of a toddler and bodies of four missing online sex workers have been found.

HOBO HORROR: BUMS PAID TO GET BEATEN BY BABES

HOMELESS?

BEATING

A DESPICABLE website which allegedly paid homeless men to be tortured and beaten up by scantily clad women is being sued by two of it's victims and investigated by cops.
The Florida lawsuit alleges that the video production team for shefights.net paid them $50 to star

MAD MOM STABBING SON: "GOD MADE ME DO IT"

THE sermon must have been a killer, or maybe she took inspiration from Abraham.
Because as she repeatedly stabbed her eight-year-old son mad mom Peggy Ross told him: "God made me do it."
The child was sleeping on his grandmother's bed when the potty parent struck saying whacko things like: "I'm going to finish it," and "God made me do it"

BARRY BONDS FINALLY STRIKES OUT

LIAR

HEEEEEEEEE’S out of here!
The worst kept secret in baseball hasn't quite been proved but Barry Bonds has been found guilty of obstructing justice when questioned about his long suspected steroid abuse.   
The legendary batter who, once stood on top of the world by breaking Hank Aaron’s towering home run record in August 2007, was called "evasive" by jurors listening to his testimony.
Thanks to Bonds’ slippery evidence, the judge called a mistrial on the perjury counts after the jury found themselves at odds when it came to making a final verdict.
He will be sentenced for obstruction of justice on May 20th.
The San Francisco Giants legend was called as part of a BALCO drug investigation in 2003 which targeted employees of a California drug testing factory and his personal trainer Greg Anderson.

OH NYET! PILL POPPING EX-MISS RUSSIA NABBED AGAIN

DRUG LOVIN'

A PILL popping former Miss Russia who was already facing drug charges for writing her own prescriptions, continued to make them out after she was caught, cops say.
Gorgeous Anna Malova, who won the crown in 1998 was busted for stealing her doctor's prescription pad and writing herself up for narcotic painkillers.  
But after her initial bust in February 2010, the 38-year-old Moscow beauty was hit with more felony charges after doing it again.
Malova, who was one of the top 10 women in the Miss Universe pageant was charged with criminal possession of narcotics, forgery and criminal impersonation of a physician, according to The Long Island Press.
She is a doctor in her own country but not licensed to practice in New York so  now she faces 44 new felony counts as she tried to illegally fill 11 more prescriptions for Vicodin and Klonopin.

HORROR IN THE HUDSON: MOM KILLS KIDS, SELF IN RIVER

KILLED

LASHANDA

A TRAGIC mother drove her minivan into the murky waters of the Hudson river, killing herself and three of her children. However, one of Lashandra Armstrong's sons — 10-year-old Lashaun — managed to escape by slipping out of the van before it sank below the waves.
After pushing out the window the terrified boy swam back to the shore. Mavis Ryan, a passerby, found the soaking wet, shivering boy and took him to firefighters, authorities said. His younger sister Lainna and brother Lance weren't so lucky. Ryan told WCBS: “I don’t know what state of mind she