TIARA MONIQUE GARNESS SINGS A SAD THONG

NOT EXACTLY AS SHOWN

Thong sung blue indeed. Cops in South Carolina arrested Tiara Monique Garness, 22, for wearing a thong bikini on one of the beaches. She was charged with indecent exposure. A bizarre law snared her because her buttocks weren't covered. Sometimes, as they say, the law is an ass.

AMERICAN IDOL PISS-UP ENDS IN KNIFE FIGHT

A New Hampshire couple hit a sour note after stabbing each other in a musical tit for tat over the results on American Idol, cops say. In a boozed-up brawl that would have had Nicki Minaj blushing, Gregory Stambaugh, 57, and Karen Elaine Harrelson, 48, were hammered and watching the singing contest when they disagreed over whether Candice Glover or Kree Harrison should win the 12th season finale. One or the other -- cops aren't sure -- went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife and stabbed the other one. The first victim then stabbed the stabbed. The two music lovers blamed each other, according to FOX 43.  Stambaugh had a puncture wound on his forearm while Harrelson had scratches on her fingers and a laceration on her wrist. They're charged with aggravated and simple assault.

MUGSHOT MADNESS: CAPONE MOLL FINALLY PINCHED

So, I said to Capone: "What are you doin' with that broad? I'll show you a real good time Al. You'll think you've died and are back in O'Bannion's garage with a gat in your hand."

SAPPHIC SAGA. KATYLIN HUNT GOES TO COURT

HUNT

LESBE taking this to court, announced Kaitlyn Hunt, after rejecting a plea deal from Florida prosecutors  who have charged her with having a same sex relationship with a 15-year-old. 

The 18-year-old, maintains the relationship with the younger student at her school was consensual and therefore she should not face any charges.  

Her attorney Julia Graves said: "This is a situation of two teens, who happen to be of the same sex involved in a relationship. If this case involved a boy and girl there would be no media attention."   

The sapphic saga began two-years ago when Hunt was expelled from her high school in Sebastian, FL  and was arrested and charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious battery of a child

DEATH PENALTY FOR ARIEL CASTRO 'UNLIKELY'

"Fiendish"

THE chances of "fiendish" kidnapper Ariel Castro facing the death penalty are "Vanishingly small," legal experts have revealed.
There have been repeated calls for the former bus driver who allegedly subjected Amanda Berry, Gina De Jesus and Michelle Knight to almost a decade of terror to pay with his life, if convicted of his terrible crimes.
Cops say that after snatching the women, who were in their late teens or early twenties, he chained them in the basement of his run down Cleveland home, using them as his personal sex slaves.