URINE REAL TROUBLE NOW: P***ING PROF JUMPS COURT

PEED OFF

A BAFFLING Boffin who was caught peeing on fellow professor's door is in real trouble now after he failed to show for court and a $35,000 bench warrant was issued for him. 
Back in January Maths genius Tihomir Petrov was captured on video peeing on a fellow academic's campus office at the California State University as we reported here.
School officials had set up a hidden camera after finding puddles outside the door which they suspected was urine. 
And they were stunned to watch as the algebraic geometry and algebraic k-theory specialist opened up and peed.