ANDREW MAYNARD SLAUGHTERED 'POSSESSED' DOG

A twisted Illinois teen who thought his dad's Shetland sheepdog was possessed butchered the doomed canine and left it to die. Cops say Andrew J. Maynard, 18, now faces animal cruelty charges in the death of Frisky, who was ritually killed in Audubon park. Maynard had told his dad he was taking the poor pooch for a walk but when they arrived at the park, the dog was killed and left to die.
“He thought the dog was possessed,” Assistant State’s Attorney Oscar Garcia told the Chicago Sun-Times, adding that Maynard's dog noticed the dog was missing..
Maynard told cops he hammered a pot pourri of drugs that put him in "a bad state of mind." Gives one paws.

NAZI HEATH CAMPBELL WANTS SON 'ADOLF HITLER' BACK

Nutsy Nazi Heath Campbell walked into a New Jersey courthouse dressed like he was going to the Reichstag: Dressed head-to-toe in full Third reich regalia. Kooky Campbell was in court to try and get visitation rights for his four children, including his first son who named 'Adolf Hitler' after the bloodthirsty German dictator. But the Teutonic troublemaker insists he loves his children -- who were taken away from him.