ACCUSED KILLER STEPHANIE PISTEY: 'I'M A VAMPIRE'

I'M A VAMPIRE is always an icebreaker. Now, a Florida woman jailed in the sinister slaying of Jacob Hendershot, 16, to his death says she and her cabal are part of a vampire death cult. Oh, and she likes drinking blood. Hendershot was beaten to death in Parker, Florida last July by a wild pack of four men. Pistey said she didn't drink the murdered teen's blood, FYI. But when she has an itch...
Pistey told a local TV station: "Since I was like 12 every fiber in my body, basically everything, I know this is going to be crazy, but I believe that I'm a vampire and part werewolf."

VAMPIRE JOSEPHINE SMITH ATTACKS DISABLED OLDIE

"I'M GOING TO EAT YOU'

A DISABLED pensioner woke up to find a crazed 'vampire' biting chunks off her face, lips an arm in a bizarre attack.
"I'm a vampire and I'm going to eat you," 22-year-old Josephine Smith told 69-year-old Milton Ellis as she sunk her teeth into him.
Despite being in wheelchair the 69-year-old Ellis managed to escape and called for help at a nearby Shell gas station, where he had just met Smith, who immediately called the cops.
Police found a half naked Smith covered in blood but uninjured outside the abandoned Hooters, where the attack took place.
Officers told the St Petersburg Times she had no idea what happened or why her clothes were off. Ellis said she was dressed when he last saw her.
A police insider revealed: "We see a lot of weird, nasty and downright horrible stuff on the job, but for most of the boys, this is by far the weirdest case they've had to deal with.